Ann Coulter is pushing warmist Chris Christie on us and, in private, trading jokes with Bill Maher. Laura Ingraham, when she isn’t fluffing O’Reilly’s seat, is alternately pushing Romney, defending Boehner, and telling us that rap music, coupled with our failure to tuck our shirts in, is a poignant sign of the deterioration of American culture.
And yet these are the voices of modern conservatism?
Wonderful.
I hate to say it, but it’s becoming increasingly apparent to me that, to these inside the Beltway types, we’re useful only as the voting pawns to their would-be king makers. And we’d best learn our place.
This is the message we’ve taken from the McCain debacle in 2008: that to compete with Obama, we need to put up a polished, east-coast, cosmopolitan centrist — and treat as a pariah the very people who are speaking to the need to take on entrenched power structures, crony capitalism, and inside the Beltway old boy networks.
Genius.
Well. We get what we pay for, I guess. Now buy their books, bitterclingers!
even the mostest unpolished and staunchy entrenched-power-structure-tackling red-blooded Rs fall to one knew and grovel grovel grovel before the monster truck majesty of America’s white trash social cons and their silly pledges
crap… that was supposed to be *knee* I got distracted cause of it’s a work-from-home day for NG and she’s messaging a lot
Get your ass the fuck off my property.
Finis.
Yeah, I’ve had it with these two twunts, especially Ingraham, for a while now.
I hate to hear you say it. But not as much as I hate agreeing with you.
When you’re right, you’re right. But you never say “I told you so.”
I first saw Coulter in a video, speaking at a debate, years ago. She struck me as a flippant “any publicity is good publicity” attention whore.
And she dated Bill Maher. Which is to say, was willing to have sex with, and be publicly associated with, a spindly bulb-nosed cretinous herpes-infested leftist sociopath. What are the odds? They must have something in common.
What you see her doing in the clip above is her job. It’s a paycheck.
Coulter has a lot of money she could totally retire whenever she wanted and eat tasty imported cheese and go to fun parties
she gets
maher cheese
for free
Really? She dated the guy? I thought she just appeared on Politically Incorrect back when Maher was merely irreverent instead of fucking douchebag.
I’ve never it was a good idea for conservatives to even think about a third party candidate, but after the treatment Palin and other conservatives have received, its starting to look like we need to teach these idiots a lesson about who owns this party. This is an election that any repub can win and yet we have these “conservatives” attacking and pissing on other conservatives. What do we fucking stand for any more? Sorry for my language guys, but fuck these dumbass cunts!
Coulter is a comic who has been mistaken for a serious commentater. Can’t figure Ingraham out, other than she seems to be a poster child for cognitive dissonance.
“This is the message we’ve taken from the McCain debacle in 2008”
No. This is the message *they* have taken.
WE have taken an entirely different message.
Outlaw.
Reoww!!
We are supposed to fall over ourselves because they are young and blond (Republicans like blonds, Democrats hot Latinas and brunetts)…well not so young any more (they are both past their freshness date). So look for new younger blond babes to show up and push the establishment candidates.
This does remain the seminal essay on Ann Coulter.
Republicans like blonds, Democrats … brunetts
speak for yourself, kemosabe
And I prefer this Florence King essay (sadly tucked away behind a firewall now —perhaps someone else can dig it out). It has the benefit of being insightful rather than merely spiteful.
Here you go, Ernst.
guinsPen posted on 9/7 @ 8:24 pm
she gets
maher cheese
for free
So much for hittin’ dat.
Ernst, I was being sacrastic about hair color (but Fox does seem to favor the blonds, CNN brunetts). Here is conervative dark haired eye candy for you.
Laura Ingraham once dated Keith Olberdouche. I don’t have much respect for either of these women. I do have tremendous respect for Palin, though.
Palin used to date Alfonso Ribeiro they used to go get fro-yo together all the time and then go park
Sarah or Bristol?
that was Sarah it was after Alfonso got all fat which makes it even more scandalous
Well, I could have been all Aware of Teh Other and asked if Todd dated Alfonso, except Todd strikes me more as a Will Smith kinda guy.
Redheads are the way to go.