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protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 7

Observations from the convention floor:  Angie Harmon smells of honeysuckle and cloves—her glowing skin the color of sun-baked mahogany, her voice the sultry hum of Mezcal and cigarettes and late night conversations with friends on the deck of a rented beach house.  Truly dazzling.

She's no Helen Thomas, but she'll do...
Bush supporter Angie Harmon

Oh. And Jason Sehorn, John McCain, and Rudy Giuliani spoke tonight, too.

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update:  Visiting from Salon?  Be sure to check out the rest of my GOP convention coverage (which begins here).  My response to Salon’s utterly confused scribe is here.

12 Replies to “protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 7”

  1. Tman says:

    Jason-John-Rudy who now? Nope, sorry never heard of them.

    Something about being 16 drunk on wine coolers on Martha’s Vineyard during one summer…….brunettes and salt water….sorry you had to be there..

    Oh yeah. Bush Mcsomething or other…….

  2. Forbes says:

    Perhaps you meant “her hair the color of polished mahogany.”

    Diana Ross was the one with the skin the color of…

    Cocktails, anyone…

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I was still editing, but sure.  And hey—what are you people doing up this late, anyway?

  4. Attila Girl says:

    Half past midnight in Californication–not too late.

  5. Elmo says:

    Cocktails (o.k., mixed drinks for us less cultured types), and prevention of hazmat spills. As a Southerner once said to me: ‘Yurr awlrite’.

  6. AK says:

    Angie’s still the best ADA “Law & Order” ever saw.

  7. Kathleen says:

    “Angie Harmon smells of honeysuckle and cloves”

    You weren’t doing that Justin Timberlake sneaky smelling a chick while hiding behind a pillar type thing, were you?  Cuz that would just be sad.wink

  8. tommy says:

    Man, i can’t believe i missed her.  Aaack!

    Eh well….Hey, how do you know what she smells like?!

  9. Scott P says:

    I don’t think much of the space-age-polymer shirt but it would look great in a crumpled heap on the deck of that beach house.

  10. dario says:

    Are Uncle Jesse, Duke and Luke there too?

  11. Jason Sehorn plays here with the Rams, ya know, so Angie’s sort of one of ours.  Kind of.  big surprise

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