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red pills found behind the sofa cushions (and smuggled into New York inside a Dr. Scholl’s Air Pillow insole)

Anybody else see that dolphin in the navy blue pea coat slip a wad of rolled-up bills and a bag of ‘shrooms into Education Secretary Rod Paige’s jacket pocket?  Because I did. 

Note to Secret Service:  should the dolphin start going on about sea monkeys, take him down right away.  Trust me.

6 Replies to “red pills found behind the sofa cushions (and smuggled into New York inside a Dr. Scholl’s Air Pillow insole)”

  1. Ed Flinn says:

    Just a random thought on the occasion of Daisy Whatsis’s performance: there’s a place in the real world for one of those cliched burlesque hooks.

  2. McGehee says:

    That’s sad about Paige. If it happened at the Dem’s convention I’d figure he was just a mule, but…

  3. Beck says:

    Cthulhu ‘04!

  4. cthulhu says:

    Why, thanks!

  5. cthulhu says:

    By the way, it’s worse than that—my ID badge reads “John Kennedy”.

  6. Dave says:

    I feel sorry for you, Great Old One.  Time to go back to dreaming in Ry’leth?

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