I guess guys ass-fucked her because it provided the safest view.
Damn, she is plain nasty. Even the airbrush jockeys at Playboy didn’t improve her and I’ve personally known some really ugly girls who Playboy made look good.
How deliciously ironic, don’t you think? I mean, this basically is so in-your-face to us Puritans. I mean, she takes in the ass and she’s a Republican. Don’t you get it?
Naw, we’re way too dumb to feel the cosmic frisson.
Ditto on the airbrush notes. I realized how plastic and fake the whole playboy thing is when Brooke Berry became the playmate of the year. I knew her when we were freshmen at Berkeley (the year before she posed, I think). I recall her her being pretty, but not stand-out, drop-dead, ah-WOOH-gah gorgeous that you’d expect from the hottest woman to appear in a year of the magazine of hot women.
Yes, anyone can CALL themselves a republican but can they whore themselves into some low level beltway orbital on the mere fact that they took it up the ass for cash (ooops, redundancy alert!) and find love in the beltway (ooops, bad analogy alert!) despite it all?
I,personally, can’t wait foor the upcoming smash hit sitcom (still in development): Ass In The City.
Yikes. What parallel universe is she considered attractive in, again?
Two words: skank.
What?
How do I put this mildly?
I guess guys ass-fucked her because it provided the safest view.
Damn, she is plain nasty. Even the airbrush jockeys at Playboy didn’t improve her and I’ve personally known some really ugly girls who Playboy made look good.
Wow.
Even the wizards of Playboy couldn’t make her look good.
Dear, this is minute 16. Time to go home to Swollen Groin, Arkansas and get your old job at the Piggly-Wiggly back.
But, hey, guys, the joke’s on us.
Because she’s a Republican.
How deliciously ironic, don’t you think? I mean, this basically is so in-your-face to us Puritans. I mean, she takes in the ass and she’s a Republican. Don’t you get it?
Naw, we’re way too dumb to feel the cosmic frisson.
Ditto on the airbrush notes. I realized how plastic and fake the whole playboy thing is when Brooke Berry became the playmate of the year. I knew her when we were freshmen at Berkeley (the year before she posed, I think). I recall her her being pretty, but not stand-out, drop-dead, ah-WOOH-gah gorgeous that you’d expect from the hottest woman to appear in a year of the magazine of hot women.
Anybody can CALL themselves a Republican.
For some reason, every time I see her I feel compelled to check for an Adam’s apple.
Yes, anyone can CALL themselves a republican but can they whore themselves into some low level beltway orbital on the mere fact that they took it up the ass for cash (ooops, redundancy alert!) and find love in the beltway (ooops, bad analogy alert!) despite it all?
I,personally, can’t wait foor the upcoming smash hit sitcom (still in development): Ass In The City.
And, yes, I’m exceedingly drunk. Thank you.
Ass in the City
That would be about Bill Clinton’s visits to his Harlem office, right?
Good for you Kelly.