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"Chris Matthews Smells Racism in Declining Number of Whites Supporting Obama"

Wait, so economic stagnation, high unemployment, and a dwindling of the private sector smells like Old Spice Stag? Who knew?

What it doesn’t smell like is FUBU flannels and Sean Jean cologne. That’s a black thing. We wouldn’t understand.

27 Replies to “"Chris Matthews Smells Racism in Declining Number of Whites Supporting Obama"”

  1. cranky-d says:

    Chris Matthews smells racism every time he farts, and let’s just say he eats a log of beans.

  2. cranky-d says:

    A lot of beans is often referred to as a log of beans. It’s true, I saw it on the internet. Right here.

  3. Vinny Vidivici says:

    But the votes cast for Obama by some of these same people back in 2008 represented what, Chris?

  4. happyfeet says:

    the problem is more that obama sucks ass I think

  5. Abe Froman says:

    I don’t even care anymore. Give Obama a #3 combo from Popeye’s and get him the fuck off my television. Watermelon!

  6. happyfeet says:

    popeye’s makes some tasty yard bird

  7. JD says:

    That rawstory article was funny.

    “President Obama is at a tough point right now, but African Americans know there’s only one person trying to help African Americans and the rest of the country get out of this mess we’re in. And it’s certainly not the Republicans,” Bositis said.

    No. It is a fact, a given, that Rwpublicans are racists and are actively working to oppress minorities, women, children, and Teh Gheyz.

  8. JamieC71 says:

    Quoting my uncle:

    “I’m not being racist by hating Obama. I hate the white half too.”

    I tend to agree. It really matters little to me what shade of what color the man is. I have precisely an equal amount of disdain for him as I do for Bawney Fwank, Nancy Pelosi, and several more of their ilk.

    I’m still waiting for an explanation as to why voting against Obama because of his skin color is racist, but those who voted for him for no other reason than the color of his skin, well, that’s just dandy.

    Not that it matters really. I voted against him because he was an idiot being managed by nanny-staters and socialists. I’ll repeat that vote against him next year because he’s still an idiot being managed by nanny-staters and socialists.

  9. Spiny Norman says:

    The Democrats and their Media lickspittle are clearly getting desperate.

  10. Pablo says:

    Update on the Gibson deal, sort of:

    Presumably, the DOJ, if it ever bothers to clarify, will say Gibson is guilty of importing wood from endangered trees to manufacture its legendary guitars — prohibited under the Lacey Act, legislation that makes it “illegal to import, export, transport, sell, receive, acquire, or purchase in interstate or foreign commerce any plant, with some limited exceptions, taken or traded in violation of the laws of the U.S., a U.S. State, or relevant foreign law.”

    But the Justice Department’s silence reflects the reality that Gibson likely hasn’t broken any American laws — at most, they might have failed to meet “every regulatory jot and tittle” of the country from which the wood was imported (in the case of the most recent raid, India).

    But if it turns out that the Indian rosewood in question is illegal contraband in the eyes of Obama’s DOJ, then Michelle Obama is just as guilty of trafficking in it as Gibson. In 2009, Michelle Obama gave Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a Gibson guitar with a fretboard made of the material:

    Which means she crossed borders with that illegal wood. Some pigs* are more equal than others.

    *Yeah, I know. Don’t care.

  11. serr8d says:

    So, everybody who voted for this numbskull in ’08 is now expected to vote for him again no matter what his record of ‘accomplishments’, or they are racist?

    Why can’t these fuckers understand that good people (me for one) are judging BHO by the content of his ideology, not by the color of his skin ?

  12. ccoffer says:

    Because the only redeeming quality they see in the bony little shit is what color he appears to be.

    Mission Accomplished!

  13. MissFixit says:

    I’m not voting for him because of the mom jeans.

  14. Stephanie says:

    I’m not voting for him cause his golf swing is the suxxor. Even playing Goofy Golf which pretty much sums up his game, BTW.

  15. JD says:

    I am not voting for his black half, or his white half. Ever. For more reasons than I could count.

  16. batboy says:

    I, for one, am reminded of this famous interchange:

    The Dude: Look, nothing is fucked, here, man.
    The Big Lebowski: Nothing is fucked?
    [shouting]
    The Big Lebowski: The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!

  17. Danger says:

    I’m not voting for him cus he can’t throw a damn baseball!

    It’s downright Un-American and Un-Patriotic!

  18. JD says:

    His inability to throw a baseball like a man is troubling.

  19. newrouter says:

    there’s winner and losers in baseball you racists pigs. social this is what justice like lies looks like.

  20. Danger says:

    Careful nr,

    You are treading mighty close to presidential level subject/verb matching;)

  21. newrouter says:

    some times hal’s shut down reminds me of the proggs predicament:

    Stop Dave, I’m Afraid

  22. Abe Froman says:

    He can’t handle a basketball with his weak hand either. Pathetic is what that is.

  23. LBascom says:

    I bet he couldn’t hit an elephant tied to a tree, much less a running wolf from a helicopter.

  24. I’m not voting for him because he reminds me of my brother.

    Not my “brother” brother from another mother. We cool.

    My brother brother. He’s an ass, but always manages to step in shit and come up smelling like a rose.

  25. McGehee says:

    I didn’t vote for him because he’s a Democrat. I only want to vote for successful presidents, and the odds are better with Republicans than Democrats.

  26. Mikey NTH says:

    Tingles sounds desperate; I hope they have good air conditioning in the studio because when he gets desperate he starts to sweat, and there is no stank like the stank of desperate fatman sweat.

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