7 Replies to “protein wisdom’s World Famous Impersonations # 1:  An RNC Protester, Friday, September 3”

1. spacehum says:

   September 2, 2004 at 5:29 pm

   someone should come up with chart that links every large corporation to Halliburton, ala the ‘7 degrees of kevin bacon.’ that way, every fast-food working anti-capitalist can know exactly what they are doing:  putting money in Dick Cheney’s pocket.

2. Cheney W. Halliburton says:

   September 2, 2004 at 6:19 pm

   

3. Kathleen says:

   September 2, 2004 at 6:37 pm

   Yeah right Jeff, I don’t think they would say “sir” OR “please,” I mean really……

4. Bill in CO says:

   September 2, 2004 at 6:49 pm

   Impersonation #2:

   “But Ma, I don’t have a job!  You can’t ask me to find another place to live.  <sniff> Besides, I like the couch.”

   #3, at dinner time:

   “Hello, I’m calling on behalf of [insert credit card company name] to offer you our new Platinum Card.  Is this a good time to talk?” <click>

5. Jim Valvis says:

   September 2, 2004 at 7:16 pm

   Hey, Jeff, you shouldn’t insult gainfully employed people like that.

6. jmflynny says:

   September 3, 2004 at 1:10 pm

   Actually, I think you’re being far too generous. I mean, BK has its standards…ya know?

   And, don’t forget that “All employees must wash their hands before returning to work” sign in the bathroom. You know that that’s a policy that the slimy protesters aren’t willing to concede to.

7. Robin Roberts says:

   September 4, 2004 at 12:18 am

   I think what jmflynny is trying to say is that the protestors at the RNC don’t even understand “Lavos sus Manos”.

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