From my email:
Steve the Llama Butcher is at the annual meeting of the American Political Science Association (APSA) in Chicago. Today he will be live-blogging one of the panels entitled The Power and Politics of Blogs at around 4:15 CDT. On the panel sit none other than Andrew “I’m kinda-sorta thinking about voting for Bush if it wasn’t for that whole he’s a Nazi thing” Sullivan and Anna-Marie “**Wonkette Exclusive** **Must Cite Wonkette**” Cox. The panel is hosted by Daniel Drezner, who seems to be the only non-gadfly blogger that I know of on the panel.
In true Llama Butcher fashion, Steve proposes ambushing Wonkette with some curve-ball questions and is taking requests. What would you ask Wonkette? As a bonus, he’s also bringing his digital cam along with him. I asked him to get a non-faux-lesbo pic but I have a few non-Jessica Cutler related questions too. I’m thinking of a few zingers for AS as well, none of which are related to Madonna’s newest CD or the off-Broadway revival of Cats.
Rusty Shackleford
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My curveball question for Wonkette: “If the personal truly is the political—and if we truly are now living in a new media age of cultural dialogics increasingly driven by an epistemic system based less on standard narrative and more on sequences of modalities strung together by individual actors gleaning pieces from a completely non-linear universe of potential information—can I maybe get a handjob from you later?”
My curveball question for Sullivan: “So. Ever see Day of the Dolphin, Andrew? That Paul Sorvino’s kinda hairy, huh?”
Ya know, with Anna Cox (who really should marry Jerry Zucker just for the humor value) and Andrew Sullivan at the same forum, you just know the primary topic of conversation will be anal sex…
Heh. Heh. He said “dialogics”. Heh….
Thanks Jeff. Now about that 50$ I spotted you…..
Shameless link whoring: Jeff, could you fix the hotlink to my site? Not that I ever check my TTLB Eco rating or anything petty like that…..
For Wonkette: When am I gonna get that Wonkette/Washingtonienne Share a Hot Shower video I ordered?
For Wonkette: Is having had Cutler up the ass considered “the new black” for this year’s Washington fashion scene?
For AS:Given your admitted predeliction for hirsute men, how do square this with your other admitted predeliction for “barebacking?”
Don’t ever neglect semiotics. Because man, I’ll tell ya, she may not be aware of it, but Wonkette knows her symbolism.
In other news, I’m actually too drunk to focus, and have to write with a hand held over an eye to prevent crosseyedness.
Is that a word? Corsseedness? Shouldbe. BITCHES.
I miss Rick James already. Teresa turned me on to him. Motherfucker could slide baby.
One fears Wonkette will taste the bitter residue of her cheap, shameful self-tricking shallowness…
When her boobs sag, her face wrinkles and the party moves elsewhere… Party! Yr mouth, Babe. Everybody’s coming…
She set the tenor, she’ll dance the tune. Too bad.
Could ask Sullivan this. After he got done writing 20,000 words about what a racist pig Zell Miller is for saying a slur 40 years ago, did he have any contempt left over for the terrorists who killed hundreds of children in Russia?
Only if she wears gloves. Sterilised.
We should ask her how much of Cutler’s six-figure advance is already in her bank account, and how is the novel coming?
My personal prediction, she’s going to quit blogging pretty soon and move on to greener pastures. Optimistic predictions will have her writing for Washington Post style section. Less optimistic predictions will have her hosting E!’s “Wild on the Internet 3.0”
She seems to be blogging at the bare minimum level right now, so I presume she’s spending her time on other projects.
Naaah. She’s just having trouble sitting down in front of the computer lately, for some reason.
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