If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a dinner roll at Black Eyed Pea restaurant
THK: “What is that next to me—some sort of breaded fried beef? What kind of savage eats a thing like that…? I demand to be taken off this plate at once.”
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“Put the yeasty bitch over next to me,” says the Oleo.
With a heavy Bronx accent.
One would guess that Theresa has not had her roll buttered in quite some time.
She looks to me more like a dried up buffalo wing that slipped between the sofa cushions during the last Super Bowl.
McGehee- “slipped between the sofa cushions.” You drop me to the floor giggling again, McGehee!