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If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a dinner roll at Black Eyed Pea restaurant

THK: “What is that next to me—some sort of breaded fried beef?  What kind of savage eats a thing like that…?  I demand to be taken off this plate at once.”

5 Replies to “If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a dinner roll at Black Eyed Pea restaurant”

  1. Rae says:

    “Put the yeasty bitch over next to me,” says the Oleo.

  2. Rae says:

    With a heavy Bronx accent.

  3. Michael Duff says:

    One would guess that Theresa has not had her roll buttered in quite some time.

  4. McGehee says:

    She looks to me more like a dried up buffalo wing that slipped between the sofa cushions during the last Super Bowl.

  5. Rae says:

    McGehee- “slipped between the sofa cushions.” You drop me to the floor giggling again, McGehee!

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