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the "a post that speaks to how I feel about the state of the economy, without resorting to academic argot or (potentially) pseudo-intellectual forays into abstruse disciples like semiotic" post

Mostly cloudy, with a 70% chance of fuck me.

65 Replies to “the "a post that speaks to how I feel about the state of the economy, without resorting to academic argot or (potentially) pseudo-intellectual forays into abstruse disciples like semiotic" post”

  1. happyfeet says:

    there’s no jobs

  2. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

    Just another job Americans won’t do……

  3. Swen says:

    Only 70%? Trying to stay optimistic, eh?

  4. Ernst Schreiber says:

    So what you’re saying then, is that there’s still a 30% chance of you fucking over someone else? Obama needs to stop taking so many vacations and get back to work!

  5. newrouter says:

    SARAH PALIN & GLENN BECK Announce “Defend the Republic” Event in St. Louis
    Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are coming to town for a once in a lifetime event and you don’t want to miss it. FM NewsTalk 97.1 and Hansen’s Tree Service proudly present Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, Friday October 7th, at the Family Arena.

    Link

  6. cranky-d says:

    Where I am, I think it’s closer to 90%.

  7. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Well sure cranky, that’s ’cause, with Gov. Dayton, you’re getting it at both ends!

  8. Pablo says:

    That sounds like she’s not running, nr.

  9. newrouter says:

    oh noes

    Dismantling the Union Monopoly: Wis. teachers union to lay off 40% of staff

    Director Dan Burkhalter of the Wisconsin Education Association Council said Monday that 42 people who work for the union had received layoff notices. And he blamed it on what he called Governor Scott Walker’s “union-busting” legislation.

    The law allows teachers in districts without ongoing contracts to bargain only for salaries at-or-below inflation. Employees no longer have to pay union dues, and most public unions must hold certification votes each year to stay in existence.

    Link

  10. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Note that Burkhalter and WEA Council chose to let people go instead of cutting their own salaries/benefits.

  11. LTC John says:

    #10 – ha, good point…

    I am at about 65% chance m’self. I will be retiring from the Army Guard just in time to have my Swiss masters cut some benefits, and raise the prices of all of the rest (I suspect they are getting ready to launch us all into the arms of O!care). Take home pay down by a bunch, benefits at civilian job cut… hmmm, make that an 85% chance.

  12. newrouter says:

    well at least he didn’t use ultra

    Emerging from the bus, Obama lit into Romney, accusing the former Massachusetts governor of ditching his commitment to health care reform to run in the conservative GOP primary: “You got a governor who is running for president. … It’s like [he’s] got amnesia.”

    Link

    is there a liberal gop primary somewhere?

  13. urthshu says:

    You won’t get a sweet GS-15 spot at the Dept. of Jobs with that attitude, mister

  14. newrouter says:

    rick perry gwb II

    This study recognizes that the Mexican and U.S. sides of the border compose one region, and we must address health care problems throughout that region. That’s why I am also excited that Texas Secretary of State Henry Cuellar is working on an initiative that could extend the benefits of telemedicine to individuals living on the Mexican side of the border.

    As a compassionate state, we know that for our children to succeed, they must not only be healthy, but educated.

    Link

  15. urthshu says:

    A debate with Perry vs. Obama is going to be soooo sweet. Like 2 monster stereotypes, is what I keep saying. Godzilla vs. King Kong. Maybe even Mothra, if Helen Thomas is the Moderator.

  16. LBascom says:

    This study recognizes that the Mexican and U.S. sides of the border compose one region, and we must address health care problems throughout that region. That’s why I am also excited that Texas Secretary of State Henry Cuellar is working on an initiative that could extend the benefits of telemedicine to individuals living on the Mexican side of the border.

    K Mr.Perry, if we’re going there, I’ll do you one better.

    Instead of extending the benefits of telemedicine to individuals living on the Mexican side of the border, being one region and all, why don’t we extend the 101st airborne and claim a 51st US state?

    Asshole.

    I want some combination of Cain, Bachmann, or Palin as the top ticket.

  17. happyfeet says:

    me I’m gonna write in tancredo

  18. newrouter says:

    tancredo on rodeo would be a nice restaurant

  19. SDN says:

    Anything more recent than 10 years ago? and any links to where he actually pushed making laws or executive orders to implement it?

    He admitted today that the HPV thing was a mistake; I like that one heck of a lot better than the typical politician who never admits making any.

  20. happyfeet says:

    that sounds pricey I’m gonna stop at The Habit after work and pick up a burger though

    carin sure was not a fan of that HPV thing and this was many many moons ago

  21. newrouter says:

    tpm 8/9/11

    “We must say to every Texas child learning in a Texas classroom, ‘we don’t care where you come from, but where you are going, and we are going to do everything we can to help you get there.'” he said. “And that vision must include the children of undocumented workers. That’s why Texas took the national lead in allowing such deserving young minds to attend a Texas college at a resident rate. Those young minds are a part of a new generation of leaders, the doors of higher education must be open to them. The message is simple: educacion es el futuro, y si se puede.”

    A decade later in June 2011, Perry traveled to San Antonio to offer an address to the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials at their annual convention. This time, however, immigrant rights activists were gathered outside the building to protest and he faced a frosty, even hostile, reception from the guests inside. Perry again emphasized his pride in the state’s Hispanic population, but it was no use — a failed attempt by the governor to crack down on “sanctuary cities” with legislation that would free police officers to question people on their immigration status had poisoned the atmosphere completely. San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro, who spoke before the governor, condemned Perry’s bill as “easily the most anti-Latino agenda in more than a generation.”

    As Texas’ longest serving governor, Perry has had the unenviable job of balancing his states’ Latino population, business community, and border hawks over one of the most tumultuous decades for immigration policy in recent memory. But while his careful triangulation has kept him in office through three elections and a bruising primary in 2010, it’s also left a trail of resentment on all sides that could threaten his quest for the presidential nomination.
    Talking Points Memo on Facebook

    On the right, anti-immigration conservatives have swung the GOP towards a hardline position, undoing a years-long effort by Perry’s predecessor, George Bush, to bring Latino voters into the Republican fold. Once relatively uncontroversial positions by Perry have since become anathema: a bill offering in-state tuition to undocumented immigrants, which passed with near-unanimous margins in Texas, now faces major protests in Maryland.

    Link

  22. newrouter says:

    more

    “There’s no justification for it,” Mark Krikorian, executive director of the hawkish Center for Immigration Studies, told TPM when asked about the Texas law. “It sends one more signal that being an illegal alien really isn’t that bad and that illegal immigrants can be integrated into the institutions of our society.”

    Many credit the Texas bill with inspiring the federal DREAM Act, which would provide a path to citizenship for similar children. Republican lawmakers have blocked the legislation in the Senate amid fierce opposition from conservative activists. Perry has come out against the national DREAM Act, but continues to defend his support for in-state tuition.

    “To punish these young Texans for their parents’ actions is not what America has always been about,” he told the New Hampshire Union Leader last month.

    NumbersUSA, which advocates for low levels of immigration, recently gave Perry a D- grade for his various policy stances. While the grade actually puts him in the middle of the pack among presidential contenders (only Michele Bachmann is in “B” territory), Perry’s close association with the border guarantee that he’ll receive plenty more attention. According to the group’s president, Roy Beck, the biggest knock on Perry is his opposition to mandating the use of E-Verify, a federal electronic system for checking prospective workers’ immigration status. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson (R-TX) pushed Perry on the issue hard in her 2010 primary campaign against the governor, pledging in a debate to use the system on all state employees.

    “E-Verify would not make a hill of beans’ difference when it comes to what’s happening in America today,” Perry fired back. “You secure the border first, then you can talk about how to identify individuals in an immigration situation.”

    Link

  23. newrouter says:

    “easily the most anti-Latino agenda in more than a generation.”

    so prosecuting law breakers is now anti-make believe group.

  24. Ernst Schreiber says:

    “You secure the border first, then you can talk about how to identify individuals in an immigration situation.”

    That covers a lot of sins in my book, if he means it.

  25. newrouter says:

    “You secure the border first, then you can talk about how to identify individuals in an immigration situation.”

    you can always enforce laws on the books. they are laws i think.

  26. newrouter says:

    “if he means it.”

    jan brewer means it. mr. perry likes to pander for karl rove’s prize.

  27. Ernst Schreiber says:

    All (or nearly so) social identities are make believe, newrouter. But clearly this a text book worthy example of identity politics biting Republicans in the ass if they deign to play that game. If you want to be a Mexican, be a Mexican. If you want to be an American, be an American. But what the fuck is latino?

  28. LBascom says:

    “what the fuck is latino”

    A latina with a penis. Duh.

    Oh, and latinas are wise.

  29. Ernst Schreiber says:

    latinas are wise

    As wise as an unfrozen caveman?

  30. newrouter says:

    ross asshat nyt

    Rick Perry has many of the qualities that Romney seems to lack: backbone, core convictions, a killer instinct and a primal understanding of the right-wing electorate. He also has the better story. Where Romney has to run away from his Massachusetts health care bill and downplay his years as a downsizing artist at Bain Capital, Perry can spend the campaign reminding voters that almost half of the new jobs in Obama’s presidency were created on his watch in Texas.

    What Perry doesn’t have, though, is the kind of moderate facade that Americans look for in their presidents. He’s the conservative id made flesh, with none of the postpartisan/uniter-not-a-divider spirit that successful national politicians usually cultivate.

    Imagine if the Democratic Party nominated a combination of Al Franken and Nancy Pelosi for the presidency, and you have a sense of the kind of gamble Republicans would be taking with Perry. And even if that gamble worked, little in his record suggests that he’s prepared to preside over a polarized country, or negotiate his way through a divided Washington.

    Maybe Perry has hidden subtleties; maybe Romney has hidden convictions. But if this is a 1970s moment for America and the world, the Republican front-runners look more like John Connally and Gerald Ford than Ronald Reagan or Margaret Thatcher.

    So whose door should Republicans be knocking on instead? Unless Mitch Daniels changes his mind or Jeb Bush changes his last name, the only compelling possibility remaining is Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey.

    Link

  31. LBascom says:

    As wise as a supreme court justice needs to be, that’s for sure.

  32. sterlinggray says:

    Latinos are from latin america, descendents of the Aztec-Inca bloc, as differentiated from Hispanics who come from Spain or other parts of the Iberian peninsula. I’m amazed at people who seem to think that “spanish” or “hispanic” people are the same mexicans we have here.

  33. Roddy Boyd says:

    I have to say that I’m surprised that someone–it’s too much to expect a reporter I s’pose–to piece together that his background in private equity gives Romney no business experience whatsoever. Buying a company and hoovering all the cash out of it, laying people off and then re-taking it public in a hot market is maybe profitable, but it isn’t building an enterprise. It’s just a way to get rich in a zero sum fashion.

  34. newrouter says:

    a fool passed gas to say:

    ” I’m amazed at people who seem to think that “spanish” or “hispanic” people are the same mexicans we have here.”

    yea ’cause the proggs never obfuscate language.

  35. Seth says:

    Sterlingray just called Merriam-Webster a punk bitch.

  36. LBascom says:

    Well sterling dude, the Spanish did heavily influence Mexico for a while there, so I’m not so sure there’s as strong a difference between Latino Hispanics and Mexican Aztecs as you imagine.

  37. Seth says:

    …which is to say you’re wrong, Sterlingray. Just in case sarcasm doesn’t register on your radar…

  38. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I’m anglo-dutch-german (nobody really believed grampa was irish except grampa—he needed to feel oppressed like that. So what does that make me (other than racist for too closely approximating an Afrikaner)?

  39. newrouter says:

    on this mexico thing hows come the french aren’t mentioned?

  40. LBascom says:

    “on this mexico thing hows come the french aren’t mentioned?”

    Because latinas shave their pits?

  41. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Maybe ’cause Jaurez and the boys raped them instead?

  42. cranky-d says:

    Ernst, I wasn’t even thinking of Dayton when I made my 90% claim. Add another 5% to that.

  43. Slartibartfast says:

    the Spanish did heavily influence Mexico for a while there

    I’m always the last to find these things out.

  44. pdbuttons says:

    to the threads point
    ABC world wide of sports ski jumping intro

  45. newrouter says:

    so mr. beck rolls out his intertube tv station on 9/11 what better way to get viewers than a beck/palin gig?

  46. sterlinggray says:

    Cultural influence /= genetics. Latinos are descended from the eskimo-asian-like peoples who crossed into the Americas over the frozen Bering strait many thousands of years ago, and evolved into Native Americans and such. Short, brown people. Hispanics are a slightly spicier version of the good old European honky that evolved on this side of the Caucasus mountains. A few hundred years of ship-sailing and empire-building don’t change this.

  47. Jeff G. says:

    He’s the conservative id made flesh, with none of the postpartisan/uniter-not-a-divider spirit that successful national politicians usually cultivate.

    Yeah, that Chris Christie never shows up teachers and then posts that shit on facebook, does he?

    But he did supper with Obama. Methinks Ross Douthat loves him some establishment east coasters.

  48. Darleen says:

    sterling gray

    “Latino” and “Hispanic” are nothing but convenient political terms having more to do with geography than any mythical “race”.

    You can be white/jewish/black/asian, et al, and as long as you were born in Mexico/Central America/South America/Cuba/Puerto Rico, you can legally claim “Hispanic” or “Latino.”

  49. Darleen says:

    Or if one of your parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents were born there …

  50. happyfeet says:

    Darleen is right that’s nutty… hispanics and latinos are the same thing… if you want to differentiate you can talk about race – hispanics are mostly white but can be any race including black and asian and native american or indigenous or whatever… you can also talk about country of origin… you can also talk about acculturation – the shortcut to do that is usually to use the degree to which english is spoken in the home. But they’re not a monolithic group by any stretch whatever you want to call them.

    There’s dozens of different flavors just in the San Fernando Valley.

  51. newrouter says:

    “Latinos are descended from the eskimo-asian-like peoples who crossed into the Americas over the frozen Bering strait many thousands of years ago,”

    they stole land then.

  52. newrouter says:

    “Hispanics are a slightly spicier version of the good old European honky ”

    racist, sexist, homophobe

  53. pdbuttons says:

    just a story
    my neighbor had a hot latina chick who i met
    and she asked me if i wanted to go to some “free chile”
    or sumtin benefit- sure let’s go..
    so she picks me up and says ” we gotta go pick up pablo- he’s connected?”
    so we pick up pablo
    and on the way to the benefit he’s in the back seat- i could tell he wasn;t expecting me..
    so after much silence- i say ” i really like that song la bamba- and i start singing it..”
    he explodes! fucking americans- i had electrical wires attached to my balls..etc etc
    i still laugh at that ‘meeting’ i think he wanted to fuck my friend and was jealous of my
    obvious bond with her so that’s why he was nasty

  54. Stephanie says:

    Hispanics and Latinos are misnomers anyways. According to the SterlingRay formulation:

    “Latinos are from latin america, descendents of the Aztec-Inca bloc, as differentiated from Hispanics who come from Spain or other parts of the Iberian peninsula. I’m amazed at people who seem to think that “spanish” or “hispanic” people are the same mexicans we have here.”

    I’m amazed how proggs assume all the brown skinned folks yammering away in Spanish in the US are Mexicans. My gutter guy is from Brazil. He also speaks Portuguese, which is actually his native language, but he speaks Spanish to converse with his crew who are from Columbia, Mexico and South Central LA.

    The dumbest part of his lecture, though, was the ‘Latinos are from Latin America’ as differentiation from Mexicans, which he then anchored to the Aztecs whose most prominent artifacts are found in Mexico/Nicaragua and intimated that Mexicans are from Spain and Portugal.

  55. Darleen says:

    I’m amazed how proggs assume all the brown skinned folks yammering away in Spanish in the US are Mexicans

    The Guatemalans, Hondurans and Peruvians I know are quite put out when the local La Raza hassles them about politics and “social justice”.

  56. geoffb says:

    People who claim loudly they aren’t racist sure seem to obsess over the minutia of race, right down to the last single drop.

  57. Ernst Schreiber says:

    mestizo: latino or hispanic?
    criollos: latino or hispanic?
    indios: latino or hispanic?
    chollos: latino or hispanic?

    and what about all the spanish speaking mulatos, moriscos, and zambos? Where do they fit in?

    n.b: as I’m doing this on the fly, I have no idea if I have the plurals all right. I don’t much care either.

  58. pdbuttons says:

    just a story
    one night we[ me and marisa] go out to dinner
    and as we exit the restaurant her ex husband is there
    wagging his finger at her, calling her the ‘whore of babylon’- now i don’t know if he was creepy following her or what
    but the ‘whore of babylon’ is funny
    they eventually got back together

  59. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Cultural influence /= genetics

    And how are Latinos genetically distinct from Hispanics? Do they have a test for that like they do for Down’s Syndrome?

    “last single drop” indeed.

  60. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Methinks Ross Douthat loves him some establishment east coasters.

    That’s certainly the first place I look when I’m looking for somebody cut from the same cloth as Reagan or Thatcher.

    ’cause nothing says “you and I have a rendezvous with destiny” like “I’m not ready” (Christie), or “My wife won’t let me” (Daniels).

  61. Mike LaRoche says:

    mestizo: latino or hispanic?
    criollos: latino or hispanic?
    indios: latino or hispanic?
    chollos: latino or hispanic?

    and what about all the spanish speaking mulatos, moriscos, and zambos? Where do they fit in?

    n.b: as I’m doing this on the fly, I have no idea if I have the plurals all right. I don’t much care either.

    I prefer the term “frito bandito” myself. But y’all already knew that.

  62. Carin says:

    carin sure was not a fan of that HPV thing and this was many many moons ago

    No, I wasn’t. Still ain’t.

  63. LTC John says:

    #60 – ha! Exactly – just the place to find fearless leadership…

  64. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I love all these guys claiming they can work with Democrats just like Reagan, when the reason Reagan wanted to be President was so he could go to Reykjavik and say Nyet.

  65. Ernst Schreiber says:

    carin sure was not a fan of that HPV thing and this was many many moons ago

    No, I wasn’t. Still ain’t.

    That was the new and improved! Conseqence Free Sex Blowjobs now with fewer consequences drug, was it not?

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