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The ‘John Edwards is upset with the Vice President’ haiku

“I think the name Dick

says all that needs saying,

don’t you, swing voters…?”*

26 Replies to “The ‘John Edwards is upset with the Vice President’ haiku”

  1. Bourbaki says:

    “Precious Moments” Dolls,

    should not me making any

    statements about Dick.

  2. Bourbaki says:

    Haiku is boring…limericks are real poetry!

    Low flying planes in New York, I remember.

    So when I go into the booth in November,

    I’ll choose Bush(with the balls),

    O’er “International Calls”

    Cuz those calls just might be for surrender.

  3. McGehee says:

    <i>The Breck Girl has started a search

    For a way to take Cheney to church

    In the coming debate

    He’ll outwit him—but wait!

    Will his running-mate leave him in the lurch?

  4. Shelby says:

    There was a great ass from Allright

    That flashed at me, night after night.

    Jeff’s advertisers

    are looking for risers

    with bumpers that stick for the right.

  5. Bill in CO says:

    Haiku is more subtle.

    Early November

    the great race at an end

    we pull for Dick

  6. Chrees says:

    Two Americas

    One that whines like little girls

    One talks to apples

  7. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Ah, that’s the stuff!

  8. Bill in CO says:

    Seriously, I’m ready to take up a collection to keep that THEALLRIGHT.com blogad up indefinitely.

    Yowza!

    That’s got to be worth some traffic even without the sharp wit and cunning linguistics evidenced here.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Click on it and spend the 2 bucks on a bumper sticker.  Then he’ll continue advertising here, and we all win wink

  10. Bill in CO says:

    Cheney in wartime

    the other side promotes

    a grasping lawyer

  11. Conservative Warrior says:

    John and John’s their names

    Being Frenchy* is their game

    Always thinking Dick

    Frenchy = Faggot

  12. Conservative Warrior says:

    Swarthy brown evils

    W fights Christian war

    Infidels to Hell

  13. McGehee says:

    Jeff has the best trolls

    Not only are they great but

    They taste like chicken

  14. Conservative Warrior says:

    McGehee’s a bore

    Never learned from Jeff G’s Blog

    How not to suck much

  15. Conservative Warrior says:

    I Honor Jeff G.

    Now on his site I will troll

    No more forever

    (at least not under this name)

    zipper

  16. Larry G says:

    McGehee, CW

    Bravo on the repartee

    Haiku pissing cool

  17. ed says:

    Hmmmm.

    John Edwards angered

    Cheney did not serve in Vietnam

    yet neither did he

    lol.

  18. Bill in CO says:

    Paris in springtime

    Kerry comes to apologize

    and to surrender

  19. Bill in CO says:

    Flowers in Iraq

    Saddam captured and overthrown

    the long winter over

  20. Bill in CO says:

    Liberals fawn

    Edwards their utopian dream

    gelded and pretty

    Hillbillies for Edwards:

    This ones got

    nice teeth

    (I’m on a roll)

  21. Larry G says:

    Hey, Bill in CO

    Haikus are five syllables

    Then seven, then five

  22. Bill in CO says:

    Larry, I know.  In Japanese the 5-7-5 rule is absolute, though it’s sometimes relaxed in other languages.  I’ve also failed to get a seasonal reference into some of them – another rule broken.

    Larry the poet

    schools Bill on haiku basics

    tears of winter fall

    The Haiku lesson

    Bill has clearly broken rules

    and is chastened

    (See – still no seasonal reference)

  23. ed says:

    Hmmm.

    Kerry blooms in spring

    the hesitant hand unclenched

    unfulfilled hope

  24. Hoodlumman says:

    Halliburton’s fault!

    Question patriotism?!?!

    Dems broken record

  25. Larry G says:

    Larry’s no poet

    Summer, winter, spring and fall

    Inspiration fails

  26. somecallmeTim says:

    The left hates the right

    Bitter hypocrisy sows

    The dems long winter

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