“I think the name Dick says all that needs saying, don’t you, swing voters…?”*
“Precious Moments” Dolls, should not me making any statements about Dick.
Haiku is boring…limericks are real poetry!
Low flying planes in New York, I remember. So when I go into the booth in November, I’ll choose Bush(with the balls), O’er “International Calls” Cuz those calls just might be for surrender.
<i>The Breck Girl has started a search For a way to take Cheney to church In the coming debate He’ll outwit him—but wait! Will his running-mate leave him in the lurch?
There was a great ass from Allright That flashed at me, night after night. Jeff’s advertisers are looking for risers with bumpers that stick for the right.
Haiku is more subtle.
Early November the great race at an end we pull for Dick
Two Americas One that whines like little girls One talks to apples
Ah, that’s the stuff!
Seriously, I’m ready to take up a collection to keep that THEALLRIGHT.com blogad up indefinitely.
Yowza!
That’s got to be worth some traffic even without the sharp wit and cunning linguistics evidenced here.
Click on it and spend the 2 bucks on a bumper sticker. Then he’ll continue advertising here, and we all win
Cheney in wartime the other side promotes a grasping lawyer
John and John’s their names Being Frenchy* is their game Always thinking Dick
Frenchy = Faggot
Swarthy brown evils W fights Christian war Infidels to Hell
Jeff has the best trolls Not only are they great but They taste like chicken
McGehee’s a bore Never learned from Jeff G’s Blog How not to suck much
I Honor Jeff G. Now on his site I will troll No more forever
(at least not under this name)
McGehee, CW Bravo on the repartee Haiku pissing cool
Hmmmm.
John Edwards angered Cheney did not serve in Vietnam yet neither did he
lol.
Paris in springtime Kerry comes to apologize and to surrender
Flowers in Iraq Saddam captured and overthrown the long winter over
Liberals fawn Edwards their utopian dream gelded and pretty
Hillbillies for Edwards: This ones got nice teeth
(I’m on a roll)
Hey, Bill in CO Haikus are five syllables Then seven, then five
Larry, I know. In Japanese the 5-7-5 rule is absolute, though it’s sometimes relaxed in other languages. I’ve also failed to get a seasonal reference into some of them – another rule broken.
Larry the poet schools Bill on haiku basics tears of winter fall
The Haiku lesson Bill has clearly broken rules and is chastened
(See – still no seasonal reference)
Hmmm.
Kerry blooms in spring the hesitant hand unclenched unfulfilled hope
Halliburton’s fault! Question patriotism?!?! Dems broken record
Larry’s no poet Summer, winter, spring and fall Inspiration fails
The left hates the right Bitter hypocrisy sows The dems long winter
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“Precious Moments” Dolls,
should not me making any
statements about Dick.
Haiku is boring…limericks are real poetry!
Low flying planes in New York, I remember.
So when I go into the booth in November,
I’ll choose Bush(with the balls),
O’er “International Calls”
Cuz those calls just might be for surrender.
<i>The Breck Girl has started a search
For a way to take Cheney to church
In the coming debate
He’ll outwit him—but wait!
Will his running-mate leave him in the lurch?
There was a great ass from Allright
That flashed at me, night after night.
Jeff’s advertisers
are looking for risers
with bumpers that stick for the right.
Haiku is more subtle.
Early November
the great race at an end
we pull for Dick
Two Americas
One that whines like little girls
One talks to apples
Ah, that’s the stuff!
Seriously, I’m ready to take up a collection to keep that THEALLRIGHT.com blogad up indefinitely.
Yowza!
That’s got to be worth some traffic even without the sharp wit and cunning linguistics evidenced here.
Click on it and spend the 2 bucks on a bumper sticker. Then he’ll continue advertising here, and we all win
Cheney in wartime
the other side promotes
a grasping lawyer
John and John’s their names
Being Frenchy* is their game
Always thinking Dick
Frenchy = Faggot
Swarthy brown evils
W fights Christian war
Infidels to Hell
Jeff has the best trolls
Not only are they great but
They taste like chicken
McGehee’s a bore
Never learned from Jeff G’s Blog
How not to suck much
I Honor Jeff G.
Now on his site I will troll
No more forever
(at least not under this name)
McGehee, CW
Bravo on the repartee
Haiku pissing cool
Hmmmm.
John Edwards angered
Cheney did not serve in Vietnam
yet neither did he
lol.
Paris in springtime
Kerry comes to apologize
and to surrender
Flowers in Iraq
Saddam captured and overthrown
the long winter over
Liberals fawn
Edwards their utopian dream
gelded and pretty
Hillbillies for Edwards:
This ones got
nice teeth
(I’m on a roll)
Hey, Bill in CO
Haikus are five syllables
Then seven, then five
Larry, I know. In Japanese the 5-7-5 rule is absolute, though it’s sometimes relaxed in other languages. I’ve also failed to get a seasonal reference into some of them – another rule broken.
Larry the poet
schools Bill on haiku basics
tears of winter fall
The Haiku lesson
Bill has clearly broken rules
and is chastened
(See – still no seasonal reference)
Hmmm.
Kerry blooms in spring
the hesitant hand unclenched
unfulfilled hope
Halliburton’s fault!
Question patriotism?!?!
Dems broken record
Larry’s no poet
Summer, winter, spring and fall
Inspiration fails
The left hates the right
Bitter hypocrisy sows
The dems long winter