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Likely NOT responsible for creating and releasing the potentially-forged CBS documents

  1. Actor Ron Silver
  2. Taco Bell’s Santa Fe Chalupa w/ sour cream
  3. Styx’s The Grand Illusion (LP only)
  4. Former Mets and Athletics pitcher Ron Darling
  5. Caribbean jerk chicken
  6. Heather Nauert / cream-chipped beef
  7. Keith, the dumb guy who cuts my lawn
  8. Bobby Fischer’s “trouser rook”
  9. Tampa, FL / cork

14 Replies to “Likely NOT responsible for creating and releasing the potentially-forged CBS documents”

  1. Document Forger says:

    You put that reference into Carribean Jerk chicken just to make Oliver Willis, the writer salivate, dintcha?

    Nice.

  2. Paul Zrimsek says:

    Let’s not be too quick to rule out Fischer. That guy’s a few pawns short of a minority attack.

  3. Scott P says:

    I just saw Keith talking to the apple.  Couldn’t hear what they were saying but the mere fact that apple is still around ought to tell you a lot.

    Watch your back, dude.  And I’d check around your FAX machine for apple prints.  I’m just sayin’.

  4. Kathleen says:

    Dan Rather went on CNN today saying the document were authentic and thats it. WELL, thats enough for me, I mean Dan wouldn’t lie, sooo….lets just trust him….

    OMG!!!!!!!!!! What an ego this guy must have!!!!!!!!!! I’m thinking Dan underestimates the power of blogdom in keeping this story alive until the truth comes out. mad

  5. JFH says:

    I’m not so sure about #3; my album went “mysteriously” missing about 20 -21 years ago just around the time Col. Killian died.

  6. Bill in CO says:

    I believe the Nile Delta and much of Antarctica to be above suspicion as well.  Some of central Europe, however…

    Oh, and the dead moth on the windowsill in my office hasn’t moved in a year, so he’s out.  Maybe I should talk with the cleaning people though.

  7. McGehee says:

    I blame the “spongg” smiley.

  8. Sean M. says:

    I dunno, Document Forger.  I think the chalupa is more up O-Dub’s alley than the jerk chicken.

  9. eaglefan says:

    I’d keep my eye on that Ron Darling. He went to Yale, you know.

  10. Pale Infidel says:

    Art “I’m-fucking-guru-of-culture-and-don’t-you-forget-it” Spiegleman didn’t write it, but wishes he had.

  11. Kathleen says:

    McGehee, I really want to understand the “spong smiley” thing… help me…

  12. Beck says:

    Jamaican jerk chicken still has a lot to answer for.  And while the chalupa may be innocent, I think the Taco Bell talking chihuahua has been doing a lot lately to avoid scrutiny.

  13. McGehee says:

    This is the “spongg” smiley:

    :spongg:

    Doesn’t that look like the kind of person who would make an obvious forgery and manage to pawn it off on Dan Rather?

    I mean, you can tell he and Dan have so much in common. It only makes sense.

  14. Kathleen says:

    McGehee, you may be on to something there. That smiley looks suspiciously like Terry McCaulif….  ohh

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