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YES WE CAN!

Happy Birthday, Mr President.

(h/t newrouter)

66 Replies to “YES WE CAN!”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    Or, as M’Chelle might say, “let them eat zucchini bread.”

  2. alppuccino says:

    Ha! Worst since the 2008 crash! Or as I like to call it, “The day the market found out that it was a choice between global warming idiot McCain and Communist idiot Obama.”

    This crash is like the intermission of the worst fucking horror film ever conceived. When the market finds out that Obama is gone, it will respond.

  3. cranky-d says:

    It’s all the fault of the Tea-Party Terrorists, you know. If they hadn’t delayed the increase in the debt ceiling, and forced all those draconian cuts, the economy would be just fine.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    No, alp. The TEA Party’s hostage taking of the American people, leading to draconian cuts, caused this.

    If we’d just let Obama spend, all would be well. There’ve been studies. Science!

  5. DarthLevin says:

    Whoever’s fault this is, one thing is clear. It’s not Obama’s, because as Corky Wasserman-Shlultz says, “the economy is clearly turning around”.

  6. Jeff G. says:

    oops. Cranky beat me to it.

    Crazed-ass echochamber!

  7. alppuccino says:

    I stand corrected. But I’ll keep beating my drum anyway.

    Obama’s an idiot.

  8. DarthLevin says:

    Which reminds me, alp.

    Q: What’s Joe Biden’s Secret Service codename?
    A: “No, the other idiot”

    /rimshot

  9. sdferr says:

    Happy Birthday Mr. President.

    That Ann Curry is one prescient prognosticator though, ain’t she?

  10. newrouter says:

    the fedora chimes in

    Dow Down 500: Should Obama Resign?

  11. dicentra says:

    #DoubleDipRecessionFlavors

    Barocky Road & Foodstamp Paste
    Janet Neopolitan & Unemployment Crunch
    US Broken Mint & Eat Your Peas

  12. zino3 says:

    dicentra,

    I think i would probably love B-B-B-Ben and Jerry’s Food Stamp Paste ice cream.

    I will be looking for it.

    TLD

  13. happyfeet says:

    YES WE CAN watch Dev’s new video

  14. bh says:

    Top Drudge headlines:

    DOW PLUMMETS 512…
    OBAMA HAS BBQ COOKOUT…
    GAINS FOR YEAR GONE…
    ‘CORRECTION’…
    GLOBAL SELL-OFF ACCELERATES…
    Intervention fails to quell nerves…
    OIL FALLS BELOW $90…
    Worst Day Since Dec. 2008…
    ‘NOT SINCE JIMMY CARTER’…

    Heh.

  15. bh says:

    I think Dev looks way better when she’s hot.

  16. Jeff G. says:

    Listening to Hannity right now, and this black conservative woman, Star Parker, is beating up a liberal commentator, Tamara Holder, on the subject of birth control. What’s wonderful about it is Parker’s put this white liberal on the defensive, forcing her to defend the charge that she’s a racist who supports policies aimed at Black genocide in the inner cities. And the po’ white liberal is really not enjoying it.

    Reversing the narrative, indeed.

  17. dicentra says:

    Star Parker rox.

    She’s written books about the liberal plantation and everystuff.

  18. dicentra says:

    Speaking of putting proggs back on their heels, where’s Liz Cheney been?

  19. alppuccino says:

    Heard that too. Tellin’ the white lib how she’s braggin’ about going into the inner city and convincing them they’re animals.

    Bullseye.

  20. motionview says:

    The market apparently is a jihadi/hezbollah/taliban/terrorist too, because this drop is the market’s way of saying what those fucking uncompromising extremist hostage takers were saying last week. The governing class is knaves and fools. They have squandered our magnificence, and indentured our children, and the fact is that at the last possible time this ship of state might be nudged from a headlong dash to destitution, our leaders chose peace in my day.

  21. sdferr says:

    I don’t know for certain but I thought Liz Cheney was helping her dad write his book? So, busy for the last few months maybe?

  22. Ernst Schreiber says:

    QE 3 baby!

    We’re gonna need a higher debt ceiling.

  23. sdferr says:

    A higher ceiling means a deeper basement.

    Maybe we should start calling it a play-pit?

  24. bh says:

    What’s sorta funny is that inflation is staying Bernanke’s hand at the moment. As their target is around 2% and they’ve actually been forced to say they’d raise rates if necessary, it’s hard to square that circle and go ahead with QE3.

    July’s numbers come out Aug 18th and I’d be really surprised if they fell over 40%.

  25. newrouter says:

    non doom news

    ST. CLAIRSVILLE – Marcellus and Utica Shale natural gas drilling seems to be taking off in Belmont County – so much so that a leasing company paid mineral owners as much as $60 million last week.

    With 20-30 gas abstractors searching for mineral owners in the county recorder’s office on a daily basis, there may be much more money on the way for those who own gas rights in Belmont and neighboring counties.

    “They have been here in full force for about two to three months,” Belmont County Recorder Mary Catherine Nixon said of the abstractors. “Before they came, we would just have a few local attorneys here on a daily basis.

    “Now, we have 20-30 of them every day. Some of the attorneys are now complaining that they can’t even get to the books anymore,” she added.

    Having the abstractors dig through the property records has yielded Nixon some unexpected revenue, as her office brought in about $5,000 on July 25 alone for recording leases and copying materials.

    link

  26. Joe says:

    This last time this happened like this, Jimmy Carter was president.

  27. cranky-d says:

    Obama and his EPA had better get right on shutting that natural gas thing down. I’m sure they’re breaking some regulation. How could they not?

  28. sdferr says:

    Has anyone waded in to see what hilarity MSNBC has conjured up to account for the marketfall without implicating our Savior, EmpLamDukO?

    JD, I’m looking at you man.

  29. happyfeet says:

    yeah that’s a new look for her not sure what’s up with that

  30. LTC John says:

    Cranky, your #28 is bitterly funny….I could almost see someone posting that on Kos or Puffington Host, etc..

  31. geoffb says:


    The GOP’s carjacking on Capitol Hill

    By Ruth Marcus, Published: August 2

    Welcome to the new Washington normal: endless rounds of legislative carjacking.

    Perhaps that’s unduly grim — pessimism fueled by the exhaustion of the moment. Perhaps, having peered into the abyss of political gridlock and economic collapse, those Republicans who pushed things to the brink this time will be chastened on the next round.

    Perhaps, but I’m sticking with pessimism. One side wanted the car, had a gun and wasn’t afraid — certainly not afraid enough — to use it. The other had a child in the back seat.

    Those who blame Democrats or President Obama for being lousy negotiators fail to appreciate the fundamentally asymmetric nature of the current bargaining. You cannot practice the art of the possible with a party that insists on finger painting with a single color: spending cuts only.

    We have more than one color. Spending cuts, tax rate cuts, regulation eliminations, Department eliminations. You can have any color you wish as long as it is “less”.

    Then we have a call for a new improved tougher Obama.

    Time for Obama to be feared by the Tea Party
    […]
    But it also means that the president will have to be more aggressive in his use of presidential power. In short, I want him to use everything the bully pulpit has to offer to get what he wants, including shutting down the government if he must. After what we just went through to avert economic catastrophe, padlocking Washington ain’t no big thing.
    […]
    The Tea Party certainly wasn’t afraid to force the country into default. That it got its way in the debt deal will no doubt embolden it to push Obama into more compromising positions that don’t reflect the will of the people. If they try it, Obama must introduce their “carjacker” to his “Keyser Söze.”
    […]
    I want Obama to show the Republican Party in general and the Tea Party in particular that he isn’t afraid to out-crazy the crazies. If that means vetoing bills, taking the fight to individual districts, shutting down the government, so be it.

    Go for it dude, YES WE CAN!

  32. bh says:

    Okay, you gotta click this link. It’s honey badger guy ripping on the Washington spenders.

    (ht AoSHQ)

  33. sdferr says:

    I think it’s against the law to throw rotten tomatoes at the Presidential Bus. Or rotten fruit of any kind really. It would be a shame if anyone thought otherwise.

  34. bh says:

    Heh, I’ve never seen that sketch before, guins. Cheers.

  35. zino3 says:

    newrouter,

    I am on the verge of moving to Pennsylvania, because they are (dare I say it?) FRACKING there.

    Unemployment? About 3% (I know that’s backwards, but this is the new millenium).

    Money up the ying-yang? You bet!

    A thousand dollars a week for driving a WATER TRUCK? (they call it swimming pool water here, and it is very seasonal and worth NOTHING near that).

    Tough decision, but I can also make money playing music five nights a week. Money is oozing out of people’s ears in this part of Pennsylvania (Hint: Little League World Series).

    My girlfriend is not up to it, because after SEVEN years at Walgreen’s, they pay her $10.31/hr. She should OWN that store.

    Shoveling horseshit for three hours a day will give me a free home, and, where I am now I shovel a different kind of horseshit horseshit 8 hours a day to almost pay my rent.

    Tough decision, but I am leaning that way.

    There ARE still places of opportunity, but Cass Sunstein and Obama are hunting them down, as I speak.

    Who knows? Maybe my ISP will be changing for the better very soon…

  36. sdferr says:

    That’s Mike Mussina’s neck of the Pa. woods TLD, and if I remember right he studied the oil-rock business at Stanford . . . wonder if he’s gone to work in the gas discovery side?

  37. newrouter says:

    “I remember right he studied the oil-rock business at Stanford ”

    Last week, Chesapeake Energy announced (via it’s quarterly earnings statement) a major revelation—that it has struck oil as well as natural gas liquids and natural gas, in the Utica Shale of eastern Ohio. Columbiana County, OH is in the hot zone and stands to reap millions in revenue.

    link

  38. bh says:

    Wonder if this will format properly below:

    Un-
    adjusted
    12-mos.
    Dec. Jan. Feb. Mar. Apr. May June ended
    2010 2011 2011 2011 2011 2011 2011 June
    2011

    Utility (piped) gas
    service………….. 1.7 -1.2 3.4 -1.4 1.9 -.3 .4 -.8

    It’s the one thing actually getting cheaper.

  39. bh says:

    Nope, didn’t format.

  40. sdferr says:

    We’ve seen energy companies expend huge dollar on green p.r. and advertizing bullshit for the last what, 10 yrs or more? Wonder what the release of that waste of money put back to productive work will do to their bottom lines as the delusion of global warming wears off the ignorant populace?

  41. bh says:

    I’ve attempted to run thumbnail variations on that, including just saying “Go for it!”/deregulation to the whole energy sector and it would be almost impossible to factor for all sorts of good reasons.

    Make it cheaper (far cheaper) to make machines work and there’s no telling where that ends. Positive feedback loops and chickens in every pot, most likely.

    Come 2012, I hope the non-Obama candidate talks up the deregulation of everything as the “free stimulus”/”take our foot off the brake” it really is.

    ‘Cause, we could use some fucking growth if we’re to recover from these last few years of imbecilic destruction.

  42. sdferr says:

    Yoiks

    On July 23, they claim, the White House called Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), telling her not to participate on a call with Boehner, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.). Pelosi informed Reid, who declined to participate, and the call was canceled, the Republican sources said. (A Pelosi spokesman could not be reached for comment.)

    Later that day, the four leaders met with Obama at the White House. At one point, GOP officials said, the Democratic and Republican leaders asked Obama and his aides to leave the room to let them negotiate.

    A tentative deal was subsequently struck, but Obama privately threatened to veto it, the sources said.

    In a way it’s almost — not really at all, but almost — comforting to know how little the old hands respect the juvenile delinquent in the White House. He’s a punk and they all know it.

  43. sdferr says:

    . . . these last few years of imbecilic destruction.

    I blame Al Gore bh. And all because he decided to “get even”. That bastard ought to be put out of the country’s misery.

  44. newrouter says:

    what i find amusing is that the faa is on hold and the general population didn’t notice it. there’s a smaller fed gov’t video there.

  45. sdferr says:

    The Hill

    Under a deal Reid made with House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), the Senate will pass the House bill that includes cuts to rural flight service to airports in Nevada, West Virginia and Montana. But Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood will use his authority to waive the airports from the cuts, ending a 13-day impasse that left 4,000 FAA employees and about 70,000 construction employees out of work.

  46. JD says:

    Sdferr – my apologies. I cannot bring myself to watch that bibble babble tonight. Not when Burn Notice and Suits are on.

  47. sdferr says:

    Won’t hold it against you at all JD, ‘specially in light of the fact that I can’t even bring myself to select that channel, let alone sit still to watch it. Anyhow, if they come up with any side-busters we’ll hear about it from somewhere.

  48. cranky-d says:

    I’m saving up the Burn Notice episodes for a mini marathon at some later date. When I watch, I always want to see more.

  49. JD says:

    Sdferr – how does Sec Trans have powers that exceed the legislature? Never mind.

  50. newrouter says:

    “how does Sec Trans have powers that exceed the legislature?”

    no faa no authority. embrace your inner teaorists: burn baby burn.

  51. B. Moe says:

    …the art of the possible…

    How dim-witted do you have to be to say that with a straight face?

  52. bh says:

    This is where it’s always tricky, B. Moe. Is she dim-witted or is she trying to lie to the dim-witted composing their base?

    Both?

  53. newrouter says:

    burn the progg gov’t thingy i mean. otherwise tasty cakes for the masses

  54. zino3 says:

    “sdferr posted on8/4 @ 7:04 pm

    That’s Mike Mussina’s neck of the Pa. woods TLD, and if I remember right he studied the oil-rock business at Stanford . . . wonder if he’s gone to work in the gas discovery side?”

    sdferr,

    All I know is that you just need one gas lease to live, and if it “comes in”, you da man, fo’evah!

    As Chicken Man said: “They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!”

    And it is a most beautiful part of this country. The Shenandoah and surrounding mountains are absolutely cosmic.

    But as I said, Cass Sunstein and Obama are probably stalking these “rebels” right now. How dare they create jobs and wealth in the middle of Obama’s planned depression and open opposition to creating our OWN energy? It might fuck up the O!’s plans to destroy American world power forever!

    “Don’t touch MY OBAMA American oil, you selfish bastards! you might kill a cricket!”

    Why should we drill for our own energy, when Soros can do it in Brazil with OUR three billion dollars? Good enough for thee, but not good enough for me.

    Zombieland. That is where we live until this jug earred little bitch goes away for good. I hope he was sent here to teach us a lesson, but I am unsure as to whether the bible is right (I am not a thumper, but I have read it).

    Obama is SUCH a clueless, totally immoral asshat.

    What scares me silly, is to know, regardless of my own shortcomings, that I am smarter than this empty-headed blink, and have more experience in the real world than he could EVER imagine (even if much of it was drug fueled).

    Enough.

    The word “Obama” has already been picked up by the Crays, so I will just say: “I love this President!Best ever! NOTHING IS HIS FAULT! GEORGE BUSH, YOU STUPID PRICK! DON’T EVER LOWER TAXES! RAISE THEM, SO EVERYONE CAN GO OUT OF BUSINESS, OR SEND THE WORK TO CHINA!”

    Whew! Didn’t I start somewhere in Pennsylvania?

  55. bh says:

    The Nikkei is in the toilet. If those employment numbers are soft tomorrow, we’re gonna have another fun day.

    On the plus side, I found a really cute girl doing a cover of “Collie Man”.

  56. sdferr says:

    Taranto on the AlGore and other morons.

  57. bh says:

    That’s an odd piece for Taranto, really.

    Something there that I’d probably just flail around wildly for rather than find but I think… he’d like to say something like motherfucker or asshole.

    But, he can’t. So he just went half-Shecky G. and half-withering sarcasm.

  58. sdferr says:

    But, he can’t. So he just went half-Shecky G. and half-withering sarcasm.

    Albeit with linkage to Berkowitz’s calm autopsy of the corpse of Progressivism on the side.

  59. Pablo says:

    By Annalyn Censky August 4, 2011: 5:18 PM ET

    Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that you can easily derive “Alinsky” from that and chuckle about it?

  60. BuddyPC says:

    ” When I said ‘change we can believe in’ I didn’t say ‘change we can believe in tomorrow.’ ”

    Well, you did, champ.
    I will give you that you didn’t say Change would be better. Anyway, keep stalling, as if things will turn any day now.

  61. newrouter says:

    U.S. eats up most of debt limit in one day
    $239 billion spike uses up 60% of funding OK’d on Tuesday

    U.S. debt shot up $239 billion on Tuesday — the largest one-day bump in history — as the government flexed the new borrowing room it earned in this week’s debt-limit increase deal.

    The debt subject to the statutory limit shot way past the old cap of $14.294 trillion to hit $14.532 trillion on Tuesday, according to the latest the Treasury Department figures, which are released on the next business day.

    That increase puts the government already remarkably close to the new debt limit of $14.694, which means one day’s new borrowing ate up 60 percent of the $400 billion in space Congress granted the president this week.

    link

  62. McGehee says:

    When he said “Change we can believe in,” I heard, “…boy!”

    Not really. What I heard was, “…because you’ll never see it, so believing in it is all you’ve got.”

  63. JD says:

    Si se puede, bitches.

  64. […] saw this here, where I commented: It’s all the fault of the Tea-Party Terrorists, you know. If they hadn’t […]

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