sales clerk: “These?”
Edwards: “No, the other ones –the ones that look like cute fuzzy bunnies. And don’t give me any of that bullshit about ‘em not coming in a size 9, because I blew through the heel of a pair just like those this morning, poor little Snowball and Peter…”
Wow, Edwards is becoming a blogger? I assume he already has the pajamas.
“because I blew through the heel of a pair just like those this morning, poor little Snowball and Peter…”
and I don’t really want to buy the slippers. I just want the name of the manufacturer, so I can sue them.
Edwards, get your ass back on the campaign bus. You’re supposed to be kissing babies in some godforsaken one-horse town in flyover country, not shopping for foofoo footwear.