“It’s like somebody
drove an enormous
truck in through my
sphincter and parked
it on my aged, weary
soul.
“Which, y’know—that
doesn’t exactly tickle
bub…”
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“That thing got a Hemi?”
“You about to find out…”
I also think someone drove an enormous swift boat through your sphincter, but bleeding hemrrhoids don’t qualify you for a Purple Heart.
A little haiku seems approprate.
Rather and CBS
memos gone in a gust of logic
hurricane season
”I also think someone drove an enormous swift boat through your sphincter, but bleeding hemrrhoids don’t qualify you for a Purple Heart.”
Ah. Yet another difference between me and John Kerry.
If that means what I think it means, Dan would probably welcome a truck parked there.
Why do I get the feeling that with Jeff, its all about the tickle.
Jeff is always about the tickle. I, uh, read that somewhere.
Okay everybody, that does it. We’re gonna be staging a nude protest here. Make a little room please.
I saw D. Rather(not) on tv. he looked more nervous than a pea on a hot skillet. As some late nite comic said: “dan rather looks crazier than a dan rather”