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I wish the Senate would just hurry up and vote on this deficit deal thingie.

Life here in the fallout shelter has been nothing but board games and Beefaroni warmed on the Hibachi — followed by nights trying not to fart too loudly on the cramped cot my wife and I’ve been sharing.

Still, salvation is almost upon us! And Christ, but I do love the smell of a post non-default America in the morning. Smells like…Boehner.

— if, like, orange tears and fright had a smell, I mean.

12 Replies to “I wish the Senate would just hurry up and vote on this deficit deal thingie.”

  1. sdferr says:

    Steve Hayes put up a piece that reported nay votes would disqualify the Senator from service on the super-committee. He later updated it to reflect a denial of that claim from McConnell’s office. Still looks like gaming the vote beforehand, at the very least, don’t it?

  2. happyfeet says:

    if we’ve learned anything from this experience it’s that Princess Lindsey wants another term the way a baby wants a nipple

  3. happyfeet says:

    ohnoes stay in the shelter Mr. Jeff

    Pictures of this blood-red pool circulated online in fishing forums and caught the notice of Indiana preacher Paul Begley, who said in a YouTube video that the lake might be evidence of the apocalypse as predicted by the Biblical book of Revelation.

    “The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it turned into blood like that of a dead person, and every living thing in the sea died,” the passage Begley cited reads. “The third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became blood.”

  4. LTC John says:

    Should have taken some MREs, Jeff. It would have insured you didn’t use up your toilet paper supply all that quickly… of course, you would still have the flatulence issue.

  5. RTO Trainer says:

    One of the odd things about being deployed–can’t easily find any MREs. Damn things are everywhere when we go to AT.

  6. I could send you some, if you’re desperate.

  7. sdferr says:

    From C-Span:

    Republicans voting against the bill: Ayotte (NH), Chambliss (GA), Coats (IN), Coburn (OK), DeMint (SC), Graham (SC), Grassley (IA), Hatch (UT), Heller (NV), Inhofe (OK), Johnson (WI), Lee (UT), Moran (KS), Paul (KY), Rubio (FL), Sessions (AL), Shelby (AL), Toomey (FL) [sic – PA! – sdf], and Vitter (LA).

  8. sdferr says:

    aren’t Chambliss and Coburn in the Gang of 6? What the fuck is up with that?

  9. Seth says:

    Ayotte was decent when she was at the state level.

  10. Jeff G. says:

    I went temporarily blind on cheap tequila, but then I heard John Boehner’s voice on the teevee and EUREKA! I CAN SEE AGAIN!

    He’s like magic.

  11. newrouter says:

    just imagine what his tears can do?

  12. dicentra says:

    Both Utahns voted nay.

    W00t!

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