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Just because I want to

And don't think I don't know who stole my slippers.  Because I do.  Karl Rove's fingerprints were all over my tube of hair gel.

23 Replies to “Just because I want to”

  1. SarahW says:

    Oh my freaking lord, He looksl like a PMS’ing Kirstie Allie.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    He does, doesn’t he?  Good call.

    Possible alternative caption:  “George Bush betrayed his country by not shopping at Pier 1 Imports, where wicker is more than just woven straw!”

  3. Bill in CO says:

    Anna Nicole Smith appears to have lost about the same weight that Gore gained – over the same period.  Coincidence?  I think not.

    Lipotransferrence.  Not just for space aliens anymore.

  4. capt joe says:

    I knew a guy from Gore’s detail when he was VP.

    The guy said that Gore has the nastiest flatulence of anyone he had ever been around.

  5. Jonathan says:

    Had your friend ever shared a stage with Whoopee Goldberg?  Word on the street is that that’s how she got her name.

  6. Jeff, you need to post a comparison pic from when he was running for president. Clearly, he is losing what little control he had over his mind, and his eating habits.

    After the election I guess he just saddled right up next to Tipper at the all you can eat buffet.

  7. fad says:

    Was that taken at a Ted Kennedy Look-a-Like contest or are the mosquitos lying to me again?

  8. Seth says:

    I dunno, when I look at the only caption that I can think is:

    The Devil went down to Denny’s.

    (Who did that song anyway?)

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    The roadies for the Charlie Daniels’ Band.

  10. Seth says:

    Ah yes, Charlie Daniels. Egad! Looking back at that last post makes me cringe. Nice grammar, Seth…

  11. Fred Jenson says:

    Sandy Burger stole those memos from the National Archives, and don’t you dare tell me they are forgeries!!!!!!!

  12. Kina says:

    Beans? Beans?

    I’d say it looks more like banana cream pie, lots and lots and lots of it!

  13. Dear god, I can’t believe I voted for that man.  *Shudder* It’s times like these I wish I were into drugs, then at least I’d have something to blame it on.

  14. A few more pounds and a suspensor harness, and he’ll be Baron Harkonnen.

  15. Piso Mojado says:

    Looks Like Jackie Mason playing Elmer Gantry in an off, off Broadway revival to me.

  16. steve says:

    I thought he looked like John Goodman in his role as stand-in President on West Wing!

  17. Michael Duff says:

    I just <a target=_top href=”http://www.michaelduff.net/blog/2004/09/i-watch-imus-so-you-dont-have-to.html”>wrote a spoof</a> of Kerry’s appearance on Imus.  Here’s a sample for ya:

    IMUS: What atrocities did you commit in Vietnam, and how are those different from what happened at Abu Ghraib?

    REAL ANSWER: I was referring to the general categorization of free fire zones, how the weapons were classified, and about assassination programs like Project Phoenix. I didn’t know about any of this until I got back.

    FANTASY ANSWER: Oh man, there was this one time… We captured this VC guy. This whiny little VC prick. I tied his hands and made him pick up grenades with his ass cheeks. It was funny as hell.

  18. Bruce says:

    Here’s my take on the Tennessee Beaneater.

    http://home.comcast.net/~massbackwards/nyetnyetnyet.jpg

    Sorry, couldn’t get your link button to work.

  19. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    You know, now that you mention it, I’ve never seen John Goodman and Al Gore in the same room at the same time.  Could it be that they’re really the same person?

  20. BumperStickerist says:

    Alphat Male

  21. McGehee says:

    I think Al may have eaten John Goodman.

  22. Paleo says:

    Questioning patriotism is like so un-dude!

  23. Carl H. says:

    “Leave the assault weapon formerly banned by the Feinstein bill.  Take the cannoli”

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