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The quantum mechanics of John F. Kerry

e=mc² I served heroically in Vietnam, I’ll have you know&178;*

4 Replies to “The quantum mechanics of John F. Kerry”

  1. Robin Roberts says:

    Hmmm, I’m working on the Heisenberg Uncertainty equivalence of John Kerry … where if you know what’s on his Swift boat you don’t know what country it is in and vice versa.

  2. Scott P says:

    Brilliant, Robin. 

    He may actually be a singularity, though.  It seems the more we know about his position, the more we are able to predict his momentum will move toward zero.

  3. Does he absorb or emit energy when he moves from a red state to a blue state, or vice versa?

  4. Sen. John Kerry (D - Zurich) says:

    I served in Cambodia, too.  I just can’t decide when.  I was over there for four whole months, you know.  You can’t expect me to keep these things straight, even if they’re seared – seared – seared into my memory.

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