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A Sort of Homecoming (the Najaf knock knock joke)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dead fighters loyal to Moktada al-Sadr.

Christ, not more of you guys.  For the last time, we don’t have any virgins for you here.  Try downstairs, okay?

5 Replies to “A Sort of Homecoming (the Najaf knock knock joke)”

  1. Scott P says:

    And take a frickin’ bath, for Mohammed’s sake…

  2. Steve Skubinna says:

    Oh, it was raisins you wanted!  Yeah, just a sec, I think I’ve got some here…

  3. I feel I’m knockin, knock, knock, knockin’ on Hades door…

  4. Carl H. says:

    The wise have noted that the U.S.M.C. has 72 Virginians for every dead Al-Sadr Al-Wiser wallah.  Wisdom is there for the taking, oh foolish ones, take as much as both hands will hold.

  5. just call the gremlin “Mookie.” It’s derogatory and a backhand slap at the Mets: a twofer!

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