Q: Why did the US Men’s Olympic basketball team cross the road?
A: Because if you think getting your ass kicked by Puerto Rico is bad, you should try getting dunked on by a chicken.
Q: Why did the US Men’s Olympic basketball team cross the road?
A: Because if you think getting your ass kicked by Puerto Rico is bad, you should try getting dunked on by a chicken.
Of course, the problem is that they don’t all dress snappy and wear their hats half-cocked like Alan Iverson.
That, and they can’t shoot. Or defend. Or throw down gang-talk in Spanish.
Instead of appearing on the Wheaties box, they’ll appear on Swiffer Wetjet boxes. That way everybody can mop the floor withthem.
It’s as true now as it was when he played at Georgetown–Allen Iverson should NEVER be allowed to take a three point shot.