- Dirty, Dirty Whore Chex
- Ooh, Bang Me in the Pooper, Cap’n! (with nuts and raisins)
- Excuse me, but I believe your dick is in my ass Crunch
- $400-a-Throw Stinky-O’s
- That Ain’t Frosting Flakes
- Happy Moistened Beaver Puffs
- My-Parents-Are-So-Proud-of-my-Famous-Asshole Krispies
- Super Sugar Walls
- FrankenJismberry
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Story here. More here, here, and here.
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update: “It’s the crunchy, flaky, high-in-calcium nasty!”
More here!
That could be the funniest thing that you’ve ever written.
Is it possible you missed some of my talking scissors bits?
No, but if the talking scissors would have been saying “FrankenJismberry,” they might have qualified.
Sung to the tune of Dre Day :
Wonkette is the pimp that pays me
Two slut bag hoes fuckin’ like crayzay!
Gimme six figure book deal baybee
Me ass love you long time
Well, not quite, but close enough.
I would only add:
Total Skank
Coco Poofs
Count My Choculas
Cheery Ho’s
Raisin Bran Can
but “Dirty, Dirty Whore Chex” is a work of genius…
Oh dear, this is making the rounds again. Media whore, indeed.
Damn. I’m going to have to keep a box of Depends by the computer before I load this page the rest of the day.
I look at Jessica Cutler and think “Nut ‘n’ Raisin, Honey.”
Oh, that killed.
Indeed, that killed, and continues to kill. Might even be the funniest you’ve ever done, though that’s a long, tough hill to climb.
But there’s no way in hell that’s the first one you’ve ever done that got Bill to laugh. No way.
First one. I’ve both grimaced and smiled, scratched my head and sighed approvingly … but never laughed.
Oh, sure, make fun of a ho when you’ve got a Nader ad running on the sidebar. hehe.
Sheesh, ya had to link to Bill’s posting? Now it will go to his head … oops, I used that word again.
Hmmm, I have no explanation for the garbage that got into that comment. I mean the garbage other than the garbage that I meant to write …
What, no Rape-Nuts?
Cramberry Cuntch
Silly rabbit…Trix (Tricks) are for round heeled, low self-esteemed, morally casual ass-whores in the greater DC area. Definitely not for kids…
Sorry, one more:
Camel T-Oh’s with Crotchberries…
Stinky Starfishes
I merge two of America’s finest companies for my submission:
Purina Horchow
Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week.
I blame the men.
thanks, Michael [strictly in a sarcastic, wish-I’d-resisted-following-that-link way]. that guy is willis-creepy, and I have to face the fact that I actually agreed with some of the things he said. except for the options crap.
I think I’ve figured out why I bother with this, when the chick is unattractive and pretty much your average nobody: this is like listening to people talk about “sex in the city;” all of the fun of the hullabaloo over the skank without having to actually witness the skank.
How did I get here?
Wow. Do you people never have sex or something?