28 Replies to “a protein wisdom declaration of independence”

1. alppuccino says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm

   If go-off-grid isn’t taken yet, consider it claimed.

2. happyfeet says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm

   I am a hoarder and also a wrecker!

3. happyfeet says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:15 pm

   I have like 6 huge packs of chop-sticks I got at the Smart n Final.

4. guinsPen says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm

   You seem tense today.

5. Joe says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm

   You are not a subject, but you are a symbol.

   Jeff Goldstein = Outlaw

6. Silver Whistle says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:40 pm

   What is this, “The Prisoner“?

7. McGehee says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:44 pm

   My verb has always been “Makes Shit Up,” bestowed on me by a troll who didn’t know that what I had accused Bill Clinton of having done, Bill Clinton had in fact done.

   So it’s like, all ironic and shit. Which makes it a bazillion times cooler.

8. Ernst Schreiber says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:45 pm

   I think I’ll just conjugate. I mean, if we’re going to be verbs.

9. sdferr says:

   July 20, 2011 at 2:48 pm

   Or find oneself a nice copula.

10. charlesaustin says:

    July 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    I’m a preposition. Do not end a sentence with me or else.

11. TaiChiWawa says:

    July 20, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    I wish I were that verb cause I’m in a subjunctive mood.

12. Benedick says:

    July 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    I am scorn. The verb version. Not the noun. Well, that too, but I’m complying with the convention of the thread.

13. mojo says:

    July 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    Well, don’t get overheated from all the power, dude. Stop watching Current.

14. Squid says:

    July 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    To paraphrase Hawkeye Pierce: I could be subject to change, subject to extreme cold, subject to irrational mood swings, or subject to your approval; a subject of conversation, the subject of an official inquiry, the subject of legend and song, or a subject of derision; I could even be the subject of a Very Special Blossom, but I will not be the subject of an unaccountable government that sees me a some sort of milch cow.

15. dicentra says:

    July 20, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    I want to be a preposition: against.

16. geoffb says:

    July 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    I think I prefer the threads with Math not English problems.

17. Carin says:

    July 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    I am a subject and a predicate. Car in.

18. Carin says:

    July 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    I want to be a preposition: against.

    Careful. People could take that the wrong way. Against can be very provocative.

19. Swen says:

    July 20, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Watching the shenanigans in DC of late I’ve decided I must be an adjective. Angry I am and getting angrier by the day.

20. charlesaustin says:

    July 20, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    Resist? Awfully close to racist for those not listening close enough or inclined to think the worst of you to begin with for not graciously acceding to their every progressive demand.

21. Bob Reed says:

    July 20, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    I’m feeling kind of gerund-like myself. Hating demagogic lying.

22. LBascom says:

    July 20, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    I’m an object. Of my wife’s carnal desire.

    Maybe that’s a different subject…

23. Pablo says:

    July 20, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    I want to be a preposition: against.

    Yep. Everything old is new again. It’s about time Punk came back.

    Who’s The Man now, bitches?

24. Golem14 says:

    July 21, 2011 at 6:23 am

    I feel like a typo, but it’s still early in the day…

25. The Monster says:

    July 21, 2011 at 7:15 am

    I feel like an interjection: NO!

26. LTC John says:

    July 21, 2011 at 7:17 am

    Silver Whistle beat me to it… I just hope I don’t see Jeff being chased by “Rover” sometime. Of course, he might just turn and rip it in half. That would be Outlaw.

27. Slartibartfast says:

    July 21, 2011 at 7:24 am

    I choose resist.

    Ah. A lost Furyan, recovered!

28. Golem14 says:

    July 21, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Updated line from The Prisoner:

    “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or recontextualized!”

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