nervous militant: “Hand me that Snicker’s bar, will you, Halil? I’ll be damned if my last meal on earth is gonna be moldy dates and freakin’ chick peas.”*
update: “You know what?—pass me that bottle of Coke, too. No more of this Mecca Cola piss for me. For once, I want the real thing.”
Marine Sniper: Is that militant dude really eating bacon?? What’s the deal?? I thought that was like sacrilege or something -wait a minute-pointing an RPG at my buddies is certainly no way to conduct a cease fire- Say Hi to Atta for me scumbag…..
[crack!]
Thump……
Where are the strippers, Halil ? Atta got the strippers, so why don’t we ? I tell you, this is no way to run a jihad against the infidels.
Halil: I don’t see any strippers. Want a raisin?
California Raisins: Can’t beat the real thing.
Marine on megaphone:
Attention! Get ready for your last meal! It’s Instant Jihadi Surprise–just grease, toss, and sear!
…and then flush.
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