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"Generic Republican opens up 8-point lead on Obama"

Which, that doesn’t much matter once the economy crashes and Obama, for our own good, rushes in to declare an emergency extension to his Presidency — a right he has, under certain interpretations of both the 14th Amendment and the Commerce Clause. And I believe Roe v. Wade.

Still, ironic, given the circumstances.

15 Replies to “"Generic Republican opens up 8-point lead on Obama"”

  1. Sadly, I think I still prefer a generic Republican to any of the actual ones.

  2. Joe says:

    This generic Republican seems to be made of real presidental timber!

  3. happyfeet says:

    barack shot bin laden in the head using a for reals firearm and then dunked him in the ocean and plus also he has other achievements for example he shot bin laden in the head using a for reals firearm and then dunked him in the ocean

    duh it would have been better if he’d questioned him first though but that’s only if your goal is national security and bumblefuck is the adult in the room you know and that was a gutsy call like when he told Eric Cantor shut the fuck up jew boy no one axed you

  4. happyfeet says:

    Consumer sentiment deteriorated in early July to the lowest level since March 2009 on increasing pessimism over falling income and rising unemployment, a survey released on Friday showed.

    “Whenever the Expectations Index has been this low in the past, the economy has been in recession,” survey director Richard Curtin said in a statement.*

    let’s raise taxes!!

  5. Mikey NTH says:

    Of course the generic Republican is going to need a name, which is why the MSM is steadily smearing any and all Republican candidates. They don’t know which candidate is going to be the threat so they are attacking early and often. That they are doing so this early into the game tells me that they are very, very worried that Obama been Golfin’ is going to get his clock cleaned a year from November. If they weren’t so worried they would be trying to build up the weakest candidate for the nomination so they can assault him next summer. That they aren’t doing that, well, you get the idea that they are afrais that even the weakest candidate will beat Obama.

  6. I really hope someone steps up. I really don’t want to run for office and make all those fake promises. I’ve got some scruples after all… plus, there’s my MC gig at Polecatz to think of. It’s all cash, man, and Tuesday is “no visible scars night.”

  7. On the other hand, those guys on “The West Wing” all looked kinda wired. I could probably sell more shit down there… and I probably wouldn’t have to keep any babies up in the booth during “certain” sets (looking at you Sindee).

  8. Squid says:

    At this point, even an amiable, bumbling B-movie actor could beat the incumbent.

  9. Mikey NTH says:

    “At this point, even an amiable, bumbling B-movie actor could beat the incumbent.”

    We’re lost without you, Fred MacMurray!

  10. motionview says:

    GR Sindee says hers Moms had to go out of town for 60-90 days and one of them babies might be yours anyway.

  11. John Bradley says:

    Zombie Tor Johnson in 2012 — “Time for to cut the budget!”

  12. McGehee says:

    At this rate even if no other Democrat runs for president Obama could still lose the Dem nomination.

    “We’re sorry, Mr. President, but the only guy we have that has any chance of beating Generic Republican is Generic Democrat, so we’re going to have to ask you to stand aside.”

  13. Squid says:

    If somebody ‘shopped a Bedtime for Bonzo poster, swapping out the original Bonzo for another well-known jug-eared chimp, how loud would the cries of RAAAAACIST! echo?

  14. John Bradley says:

    I’m guessing around an “Eleventy!!1!1!1” on the Unified International Outrage Scale.

  15. Mikey NTH says:

    “If somebody ‘shopped a Bedtime for Bonzo poster, swapping out the original Bonzo for another well-known jug-eared chimp, how loud would the cries of RAAAAACIST! echo?”

    Why would anyone complain about that? George W. Bush-as-chimp has been done like thousands of times already.

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