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My first brief conversation with the Big Apple

Big Apple:  “So. I hear you like to beat on defenseless little apples. With a shovel, no less.”

me: “Well, no, not really –”

Big Apple:  “– Sure you do.  Don’t lie to me.  You like to take a shovel to McIntosh apples.”

me:  “That’s not entirely true –”

Big Apple:  “– What, you don’t think I hear things?”

me:  “That was one apple, okay?  And he was especially disrespectful –”

Big Apple:  “– Uh huh.  So, you feel like taking a swing at me, tough guy?  I’m an apple.  C’mon, show me what you got.  Take a swing.”

me:  “No, I have no beef with you, Big Apple –”

Big Apple:  “– Because I got news for you, pal.  I kicked Sinatra’s arrogant ass all over Manhattan, and he was a man.  You I’d chew into pulp and leave for the freakin’ pigeons.”

3 Replies to “My first brief conversation with the Big Apple”

  1. Jer says:

    Specific comment: I would have mentioned how the Knicks suck to that bully.  He’s all talk.

    General comment: Haven’t been checking the blogs that much lately so I’m happy to see your monkey is still madly dancing along.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Hey!  Long time no hear.  Hope all’s well.

  3. Jer says:

    Things are good, busy but good.  Hope things are good on your end (health, family, your ongoing tendency to loosely characterize Tequila as medicinal) as well.

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