me:
apple:
me:
apple:
me: “So, whaddya say—truce?”
apple: “Sure. Fine. Truce.”
me: “Cool…”
apple:
me: “…So, you feel like maybe splitting a pizza or something?”
apple: “Nah. Not really hungry right now.”
me:
apple:
me: “…Sorry about the shovel thing, by the way…”
apple: “Yeah, well, it’s not like I could fight back or anything, right?”
me: “Because you don’t have any limbs –”
apple: “– Because I don’t have any limbs. Exactly.”
I coulda swore that fruit trees had limbs…
OK, so maybe the shovel thing was a little harsh. But apple’s attitude sure is a whole lot better now, isn’t it ?
Bring back the talking scissors!
Damn, you’re funny. Have you ever looked at the comic page http://www.penny-arcade.com ? Their humor is often of this sort.
I haven’t, but I’ll definitely check it out. And thanks!
Oh my that is funny!! I guess I’m like a year late to read this, but I’m LMAO!! You’ve been blogrolled.