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My fifth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple

me:

apple:

me:

apple:

me: “So, whaddya say—truce?”

apple: “Sure.  Fine.  Truce.”

me: “Cool…”

apple:

me: “…So, you feel like maybe splitting a pizza or something?”

apple: “Nah.  Not really hungry right now.”

me:

apple:

me: “…Sorry about the shovel thing, by the way…”

apple: “Yeah, well, it’s not like I could fight back or anything, right?”

me:  “Because you don’t have any limbs –”

apple:  “– Because I don’t have any limbs.  Exactly.”

6 Replies to “My fifth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple”

  1. Robin Roberts says:

    I coulda swore that fruit trees had limbs…

  2. Joe says:

    OK, so maybe the shovel thing was a little harsh. But apple’s attitude sure is a whole lot better now, isn’t it ?

  3. Bring back the talking scissors!

  4. addison says:

    Damn, you’re funny.  Have you ever looked at the comic page http://www.penny-arcade.com ?  Their humor is often of this sort.

  5. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I haven’t, but I’ll definitely check it out.  And thanks!

  6. Patrick says:

    Oh my that is funny!!  I guess I’m like a year late to read this, but I’m LMAO!!  You’ve been blogrolled.

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