10 Replies to “things to do in Denver when you're dead, #88”

1. DarthLevin says:

   June 13, 2011 at 9:34 am

   Or you could play with your piece in the crapper. Like the man said, you can’t get any deader.

2. Joe says:

   June 13, 2011 at 9:45 am

   Not that the Dems are offended by what Weiner did, they are offended that he is embarassing them and hurting their reelection plans in 2012.

3. Silver Whistle says:

   June 13, 2011 at 9:51 am

   1-Every gun is always loaded
   2-Never point a gun at something you’re not willing to destroy
   3-Keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot
   4-Know your target and what’s behind it

   Daniel Zimmerman has obviously heard of Cooper’s Rules, but I wonder how many members of the Denver PD have studied the Guru? It’s a wonder Detective Starnes didn’t look down the muzzle to check if his pistola was empty.

4. Lost My Cookies says:

   June 13, 2011 at 9:58 am

   Just a simple question, what’s wrong with a guy who doesn’t say anything about kicking the shit out of the 46 year old pervert who’s been sending pictures of his cashew sized tallywhacker to his 17 year old daughter?

   Seriously, I don’t care if it was Reagan, Lincoln, JFK or Jesus himself, I’d be in Gitmo about twelve seconds after my first Fox ‘n Friends with special guests: The Hudson Brothers! interview.

   Ted: “Huh…huh…huh… I’m sure that’s why they call them Dog Days Alice…Huhh…huhhh huh.”

   Alice: “Up next…Caww…Twitter Dad talks Wieners…Caww!”

   LMC: “Death, Destruction, salting of the fields, physically impossible and morally repulsive actions to said Representative’s tiny schwantz, blood, gore, and assorted threats to any and all assholes who think that this is in any way, OK.”

5. TaiChiWawa says:

   June 13, 2011 at 10:14 am

   Are you telling me that “flash content” doesn’t mean …? — Oh, am I embarrassed.

6. Joe says:

   June 13, 2011 at 10:29 am

   Trying to dodge DMV fees by putting the wrong license plate on his vehilce?

7. Joe says:

   June 13, 2011 at 10:30 am

   Trying to dodge DMV fees by putting the wrong license plate on his vehilce?

8. mojo says:

   June 13, 2011 at 10:34 am

   I’d say NY State needs to issue some new vanity plates: IMA WEINER

9. Ernst Schreiber says:

   June 13, 2011 at 10:51 am

   Just a simple question, what’s wrong with a guy who doesn’t say anything about kicking the shit out of the 46 year old pervert who’s been sending pictures of his cashew sized tallywhacker to his 17 year old daughter?

   Just a guess, but I’d say equal parts progressive-liberal permissiveness and feminism.

10. gebrauchshund says:

    June 14, 2011 at 12:16 am

    Oh, I don’t think avoiding DMV fees was the issue. Apparently the old plates said “Congress 9”, while the new ones failed to announce his special status (stupid plates!).

    It was about ego, not economics.

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