I only have room in my Terrorist Emergency Kit for one more item—either a flask of Irish whiskey or a huge tube of grape-flavored Joy Jelly. Any thoughts?
update: never mind. I split the difference and went with a can of Planter’s salted cashews. Thanks anyway.
Ah, man, does that mean I can’t suggest a Wham! CD.
Already packed those, silly.
Yeah, I should’ve guess. But let me ask you this. Have you packed any of John Kerry’s purple hearts? Because, you know, that’s what’s really going to keep us safe.
No Purple Hearts, no. But I have a detailed map of the MeKong delta. Does that count?
Sorry. Gotta have the purple hearts. In fact, three of them, so you can get yourself out of the fire early. Don’t worry about finding them, though. I hear some people just throw them away.
We must ask ourselves…”What would Thurston and Lovey take?”
I still would have gone with the Black Bush – goes with everything. Oh, and a paddleball, that’s it…wait…maybe this remote control too.
Irish Whiskey? (and I’m Irish). Fetch yourself a fine single malt. Or a single lass. Either are most acceptable in your emergency kit.
In the immortal words of Chief Brody, “You’re going to need a bigger boat.”
Oh, and Irish whiskey and single malt are not mutually exclusive—try Bushmills, Black Bush to be precise.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
If I were limited to ONE bottle of hooch in my bugout kit, I’d have a hard time narrowing down my choices. If price is not an option, it’s The MacAllan 25 year-old. On a budget, maybe a bottle of 12 y.o. would suffice.
Favorite Irish Whiskey: Midleton Very Rare – no contest.