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Look, bunnies!

No, really. Look. Bunnies.

Good lord, is this country ever fucked.

(h/t Mark Steyn)

21 Replies to “Look, bunnies!”

  1. motionview says:

    Well, if we let the NRDC guy run Commerce soon we will all be looking at these rabbits in a new way – kinda tasty.

  2. Blake says:

    The is all about easy targets.

    Hmm, deal with a quiet, mild mannered magician who, more than likely, isn’t going to give you any grief or, go after real lawbreakers who will do all they can to make your life miserable.

    The criminal justice system is designed to make criminals of law abiding citizens.

  3. Joe says:

    Get rid of the bunny and get a cane corso for the show: http://gothamist.com/2011/05/28/pet_pit_bull_kills_four-year-old_in.php

  4. Squid says:

    I guess you guys don’t remember the Cottontail Plague of the mid ’60s. Gangs of itinerant magicians with filthy bunnies spread contagion all across the land. The ‘abracadavers,’ as they were called, were stacked up in town squares and burnt in huge pyres in an effort to stem the tide of the disease.

    Never again!

  5. Joe says:

    Talking about being fucked: http://www.cnbc.com/id/43236764

  6. Joe says:

    Squid I do not remember the cotton tale plague of the 60s, but I do recall this hint at the coming bunny-zombie-apocalypse: http://web.narsil.org/index/peopl/jimmycarter/killerrabbit

  7. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Look at all of the BONES! He’s got great big teeth!

    I am not a stupid git, and I don’t care if you almost soiled yourself! No Holy Hand Grenade is going to stop a monster like that!

  8. mojo says:

    “Kill the WABBIT! Kill the WABBIT!”
    — What’s Opera, Doc?

  9. Blake says:

    Ernst, we both know this is the menace our government is protecting us from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99X8WDQWAKg

  10. Slartibartfast says:

    This has probably been with us, however invisible, since the dreaded killer rabbit incident of the Carter years.

  11. Joe says:

    Anthony Weiner just tweeted to warn there are lots of rabbits on the Appalachian Trail. He is hiking it now.

  12. McGehee says:

    Rabbits have never menaced me. They know that homemade fried rabbit was one of my favorite dinners when I was a kid.

  13. John Bradley says:

    <Obligatory Night of the Lepus reference>

  14. Entropy says:

    Pour the gas. Light the match. Burn.

  15. cranky-d says:

    I’ll bring the marshmallows.

  16. Squid says:

    One of the neighbors brought flavored marshmallows to the fire pit on Saturday night. The ones rolled in toasted coconut were pretty good, but the caramel swirl ones were horrible. On the bright side, they’re still quite flammable.

  17. Swen says:

    ‘Course, if this magician was worth a shit he’d have put the rabbit back in the hat. And I can’t wait until they get around to Hugh Heffner….

  18. zino3 says:

    Why don’t we just call a spade a spade (condemn me!) and just say “WATF” (well and truly fucked).

    “All we want to do is eat your brains, we’re not unreasonable – no one wants to eat your eyes”

  19. McGehee says:

    Squid, it’s surprising what doesn’t go well with marshmallow. Like, for example, peanut butter.

  20. Fluffernutter is food of the gods.

    And hilarious to feed to the dog.

  21. McGehee says:

    Where I come from, a fluffernutter is somebody that, whenever you say something about him, you follow it with “…not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

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