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June fundraiser (now with more raisins!) [sticky; newer posts below; SATURDAY UPDATE; TUESDAY UPDATE]

Just think of it as a contribution toward cab fare for when I’m in New York later this month and I decide to swing by the UN building and urinate on the limos of delegates from those countries I just ain’t feelin’.

— Or I guess you could just think of it as bail money.

Either way.

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Saturday update: About half-way home, give or take a few beans. Thanks to all who’ve contributed thus far. And thanks in advance to those who might do so going forward.

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Tuesday update: Thanks again to all who’ve contributed. Looks like the economy has finally taken its toll on my readership; either that, or I have. Either way, this looks to be the first month I won’t reach the fundraising target.

I’ll leave this post up through tomorrow. Then, like Anthony Weiner’s excuses, it’ll be but a sad memory.

66 Replies to “June fundraiser (now with more raisins!) [sticky; newer posts below; SATURDAY UPDATE; TUESDAY UPDATE]”

  1. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Thanks, McGehee and Geoff B!

  2. mojo says:
    June 1, 2011 at 10:26 am

    “But Pa – you always said there wasn’t a jail built that could hold a Danby!”
    “Well, NOW THEY BUILT ONE!”

  3. Blake says:
    June 1, 2011 at 10:28 am

    If you do pee on a couple of UN delegates (what, just their cars?) oh, never mind, then.

  4. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Thanks, Blake!

  5. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Thanks, sdferr!

  6. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Thanks, John H!

  7. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Thanks, Roger!

  8. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Thanks Charles W and SDN!

  9. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Thanks, John B!

  10. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Thanks, Jackie!

  11. Blake says:
    June 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    You’re welcome, Jeff.

    I’ll try to catch up with you when you’re in LA.

  12. poppa india says:
    June 1, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    A few bucks on the way-pay ‘special attention to Pakistan’s limo…

  13. Zoyclem says:
    June 1, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Just make sure the google street view vehicle isn’t passing by when washing those cars…

  14. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Thanks, John P! And thanks, Zoyclem!

  15. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Thanks, Cranky-d!

  16. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Thanks, Sarah R!

  17. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Thanks, Jerry S!

  18. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Thanks, Bill M!

  19. Jeff G. says:
    June 1, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Thanks, Terry H!

  20. zino3 says:
    June 1, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Jeff,

    If you are going to urinate on the limos, make sure you do it on the door handles.

  21. Jeff G. says:
    June 2, 2011 at 11:13 am

    Thanks, Darleen!

  22. Jeff G. says:
    June 2, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Thanks, bh!

  23. Jeff G. says:
    June 2, 2011 at 11:17 am

    Thanks, Patrick!

  24. Jeff G. says:
    June 2, 2011 at 11:17 am

    Thanks, Lillian!

  25. Jeff G. says:
    June 2, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Thanks, di!

  26. Jeff G. says:
    June 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Thanks, Daniel!

  27. Joe says:
    June 3, 2011 at 8:49 am

    You can smear dog shit under the door handles too. That is always worth a laugh.

  28. Jeff G. says:
    June 3, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Thanks, LMC!

  29. LBascom says:
    June 3, 2011 at 10:57 am

    Putting a letter in the mailbox now Jeff.

  30. guinsPen says:
    June 3, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    I sorely need more layers of editors.

  31. Jeff G. says:
    June 3, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    Thanks, guins and Lee!

  32. SP's Whatchamajiggers says:
    June 3, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    You’re welcome.

  33. Jeff G. says:
    June 4, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Thanks, Russell!

  34. Jeff G. says:
    June 4, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Thanks, Jonah!

  35. Jeff G. says:
    June 4, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Thansk, serr8d!

  36. Mueller says:
    June 5, 2011 at 5:47 am

    I’m a expecting a Postal on tuesday.

  37. Jeff G. says:
    June 5, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Thanks, Evan!

  38. SP's Whatchamajiggers says:
    June 6, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    “Cab forwards” were the words I was looking for.

  39. Jeff G. says:
    June 6, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Thanks, Richard!

  40. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 9:44 am

    Thanks, Squid!

  41. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Thanks, Thomas D!

  42. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 10:58 am

    Thanks again, Sarah R!

  43. Sarah Rolph says:
    June 7, 2011 at 11:18 am

    Okay, there’s another fish.

    I’ll think of it as the money I’m NOT giving to Scott Brown any more.

  44. Sarah Rolph says:
    June 7, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Ha! You beat me to it.

    I was screwing around trying to find a joke including Scott Brown and OUTLAWs. As you see, I finally gave up….

  45. LBascom says:
    June 7, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Then, like Anthony Weiner’s excuses, it’ll be but a sad memory.

    A suggestion, if I may. Or maybe just a question. Is there a reason you send these threads down the memory hole, instead of just making them un-sticky and letting them slide down the page?

    There’s some good links and Schtick in these threads sometimes.

  46. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Thanks, Weslee!

  47. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Oh, I just unstick them, Lee. I don’t memory hole them.

    They just wind up 3 pages back, and no one really ever revisits them. Is all I meant.

  48. LBascom says:
    June 7, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Oh. I seem to remember paging back for one once, and couldn’t find it.

    No doubt my own impatience then. Carry on.

  49. Mueller says:
    June 7, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Tuesday update: Thanks again to all who’ve contributed. Looks like the economy has finally taken its toll on my readership; either that, or I have. Either way, this looks to be the first month I won’t reach the fundraising target.

    I TOLD you Tuesday! Jeesh!
    It’s your good luck that the Jehovas Witnesses were roaming the neighborhood today. So I mugged a couple of them. They didn’t have any money, but my neighbors were so glad I scared em off I got some cash, a half full bottle of Bombay gin, and some steamy looks from the widow down the street.
    Mozletov

  50. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Thanks, Mueller!

  51. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Thanks, Joe!

  52. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Thanks, Phaedrus!

  53. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Thanks, Luke!

  54. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Thanks, John D!

  55. Mary in LA says:
    June 7, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    Howdy! Long-time reader, first-time commenter (I think…) Just sent you a li’l sumthin’. Hope it helps!

  56. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Thanks so much, Mary in LA!

  57. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Thanks, Michael K!

  58. Jeff G. says:
    June 7, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    Thanks, Olympia Press!

  59. Jeff G. says:
    June 8, 2011 at 9:15 am

    Thanks, WP!

  60. Jeff G. says:
    June 8, 2011 at 9:15 am

    Thanks, Phil S!

  61. Jeff G. says:
    June 8, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Thanks, Robert B!

  62. Jeff G. says:
    June 8, 2011 at 9:18 am

    Thanks, Thomas K!

  63. Jeff G. says:
    June 8, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    Thanks, Patrick S!

  64. If you’re not reading Protein Wisdom… | The Quantum Conservative says:
    June 8, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    […] the whole thing, and while your there, throw five bucks at his June fundraiser. // Post Published: 08 June 2011 Author: Quantum Conservative Found in section: […]

  65. Jeff G. says:
    June 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    Thanks, Kenneth!

  66. Quackser Fortune says:
    June 8, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Glad to help out Jeff. PW is my first blog stop each & every day.

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