9. blueberry
8. (tie) poppy / stabbing Sharon Tate repeatedly with a giant knife, killing both the actress and her unborn baby, then smearing the walls with some arcane — but delightfully insouciant! — social commentary in blood.
7. climbing into a trashbag and settling down in the mud after having torn your own clothes, smeared yourself with shit, and written racist epithets all over your own body — then getting Alton Maddox, C. Vernon Mason, and Al Sharpton to playfully indict the white police department, the white judicial system, and white people.
6. banana nut
5. Vandalize your own car, blame it on white “racists” and antisemites, then luxuriate in your victimhood, in the undeserved fear you’ve instilled in minority students, and in the fact that you’ve turned all your white students into suspects — albeit lovingly so.
4. Accuse some “privileged” white lacrosse players of gang rape, secure the championing of an outraged academic community looking for any reason to demonize both “whiteness” and “privilege,” find a prosecutor willing to throw in on the two-minute hate to advance is own career on the backs of a convenient scapegoat, then — after all is said and done, wait a few years and cleverly stab your boyfriend to death.
3. cinnamon
2. pumpkin
1. (tie) Stand outside voting places in paramilitary garb swinging billy clubs and cheerfully warning off the wrong kinds of voters, making sure that only the “right” kinds of candidates can get your votes / cream cheese
You always take all the good ones.
I admit I’m disappointed that oatmeal raisin/ Balloon boy didn’t make the cut.
Banana nut made the list! I am satisfied.
Only a racist would leave out chocolate.
The biggest problem for Weiner and his defenders on the left is not bloggers from the right. It’s the details of “#weinergate” can be understood by millions of ordinary people in 140 characters or less
What? No fake Indian plagiarist? No cranberry/orange?
I think this thing’s rigged.
Had to get a defense lawyer because of a super sized bran muffin once. But I guess that’s more of a cause and effect thing.
Same same really.
His wife can always go back to Hillary for advice…or not.
The entire Clinton Administration needs to form a collective, re-hire their old lawyers and sue to get onto the ratings.
Does Ellers McEllerson count as a defense lawyer? If so, I’m pretty sure the “cabana boy” episode could be included. It would make a great pairing with the banana nuts.
Tick tock.
It would have been better for Weiner if wienergate was acknowledged over the holiday weekend (when people were preoccupied with grilling wieners–because they cannot afford the price of steaks this year). Now the story will get traction this week.
Next up will be the “sword faller-er” who will retain counsel.
Number six is doing double duty here, I think.
My guess muffins are the motivation for this whole thing.
There is something about the word Muffin that gets me a little randy.
– Ole Slick Willy, on a brief respite from his 11-year-and-running sexual liberation tour.
Jonah is rising to the occasion.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/268442/weinergate-jonah-goldberg
The Kinsey Reports/cream pie
fascism/Pumpkin-Sauerkraut.
Captain Ed is on board.
But the imagry of Rush being on top of it is too Boratish for me.
Ace breaks his own embargo.
Prolly got someone to say “Ace rules Bartertown” over the PA system.
Sen. Chuck Schumer, who served as Weiner’s political mentor, gave his protege a vote of confidence in the court of public opinion.
“I don’t know the details. But I know him to be a person of integrity and I am virtually certain he had nothing to do with this,” Schumer said.
Dubious moments in comic history / Political scandals
Virtually certain? Ooh, that sounds like it’ll be a big help…
Spiny Norman, and if once Chuckie learns about “the details,” he has a nice escape hatch before the bus mows Weiner down.
Sooo, l’il Tony got all flustered at Dana Bash on CNN and said “I’ve said what I’m gonna say” and called the reporters jackasses.
Ace is still all over it. Ummm…. Ewww. You know what I mean.
You mean here’s a post on muffins, and no one has linked this ?
Sdferr would be outraged…
http://theothermccain.com/2011/05/31/weinergate-omfg-repweiner-gives-worst-press-conference-evah-video/
Weiner Meltdown!
While krill may not have made the muffin nine, it’s certain to be a top four pie.
Muffin flavor of the month: Ace/Humble Pie
OH, Darleen… Weiner’s skirt is too short, too. Comedy gold.
But the history at DailyKos was clear, Stephanie!
Stephanie
though the main evidence for all this was a retweet from a man that has been both harassing Weiner and this girl for weeks.
Evidence? What dark fold of fetid flesh did St Amanda pull that evidence from?
WHAT man? WHAT harassment?
I do note that Mandy is NOT calling for a police/FBI investigation.
gag me with the smell of hypocrisy … it smells like tuna.
fetid flesh…it smells like tuna.
Ewww. Even a feral
catpussy would die of starvation first.I think I have Sarah Bernhard in the Dead Pool. Winning!
She’s alleging that the guy who discovered the Honorable Weiner’s meat tweet had been harassing Weiner and his followers before tweet in quo, based on some statement by ComedyCoed (the seeming intended recipient of the tweet). Criticizing a public figure’s public Left-wing assholery, made in full view of the public, and most likely from public or publicly-subsidized office space no doubt constitutes “harassment” in Amynda’s world.
You have to remember that Amynda is still operating from the Honorable Weiner’s first lie, not the subsequent contradictory lies employed to explain away the first lie. The Honorable Weiner’s refusal to ask direct questions like “sir, is that a picture of your cock?” does not lead Amynda and Co. to doubt his veracity, but is instead a demonstration that he’s an adult who won’t succumb to the taunts of the right-wing smearing echo chamber made in the persons of CNN employees.
I wish I could remember her name, but am having no luck.
Because the joke goes: ” Who comes to your party covered in shit and half in the bag?”
Sorry. Can’t remember Al’s teen age lying “victim’s” name (she made up the story to not get in trouble with her parents for “doing” some piece of pedophillic trash).
Oh well. It’s still germane. Not that any lib would ever believe that Sharpton is a walking used condom.