The shirt in the middle is racist. The left and right shirts can’t be racist even if racist non-liberal whites say it is because non-whites can’t be racists because they have no power.
Who cares? There is no logic or common sense with these people.
According to the logic Atrios’ theory, by extension, everyone who eats Skittles® is anti-gay because the [“Rainbow” of “Fruit” flavors] is destroyed by those that eat them. These codewords for gay are symbolically murdered by the consumers of them. And everyone knows that Shrimpy McHalibushitler’s illegal war on the peaceful and moderate duckies and bunnies of Iraq was simply to increase the marketshare of the Skittles® brand thereby spreading the Neocons barely veiled hatred of gays to the diverse and oh so tolerant kite-flying members of the Religion of Peace®. QED
People who interpret everything as symbolizing racism, discrimination, or whatever their pet cause may be are lost to rationalization and are best left to stew alone in their fever swamps.
I doff my tinfoil hat to Scott R. I presume the shirt on the right is racist because we all know X stands for eXterminated, right?
I think it’s time for another Scopes Monkey Trial, with Instapundit in the docket. We’ll need that kangaroo from the Sylvester cartoon as presiding jurist.
I’m appalled at the drug reference in the one on the right. Ecstasy is very bad stuff. If you have some, you should get rid of it by sending it to me. I’ll dispose of it properly.
There are 3 musicians on the first shirt, 18 people on the diversity shirt, and a big roman numeral 10 on the third shirt.
The first shirt has an odd number, but the first two shirts have people on them, and the middle shirt has color lithography. What’s more, the middle shirt makes the model look chubby since it is black instead of charcoal.
The first and third have loyal followings who relate personally to those brands. Diversity is abstract.
The first has three words, the second two words, the third has one word.
Hell, there’s no right answer, right? right? Oh, God, I could be posting somewhere about electoral mechanics, or cybernetic organisms, or meatloaf. What am I doing here? What reflex compels me to keep on looking at those shirts? To find meaning where clearly there is none on a site I enjoy but don’t read every day? What is it about me? About the damned question? Why did you have to post this? I could be on the way to my wedding by now, dammit.
This is too easy.
The shirt in the middle is racist. The left and right shirts can’t be racist even if racist non-liberal whites say it is because non-whites can’t be racists because they have no power.
Who cares? There is no logic or common sense with these people.
According to the logic Atrios’ theory, by extension, everyone who eats Skittles® is anti-gay because the [“Rainbow” of “Fruit” flavors] is destroyed by those that eat them. These codewords for gay are symbolically murdered by the consumers of them. And everyone knows that Shrimpy McHalibushitler’s illegal war on the peaceful and moderate duckies and bunnies of Iraq was simply to increase the marketshare of the Skittles® brand thereby spreading the Neocons barely veiled hatred of gays to the diverse and oh so tolerant kite-flying members of the Religion of Peace®. QED
People who interpret everything as symbolizing racism, discrimination, or whatever their pet cause may be are lost to rationalization and are best left to stew alone in their fever swamps.
The middle one. It’s the only one with the pan-African colors.
Ok, I’ve just been informed that those are not pan-African colors on that t-shirt. But it’s still racist for some reason.
The two on the left are evil and racist.
The one on the right is an ultra-hip Panther tee shirt from Apple.
(Relax; I’m kidding.)
They’re all racist because they all have Instacracker in them and Instacracker’s from Tennessee where they always prejudge people.
I’d say all 6 are very similar. And fuzzy.
Ooh. I drank way too much last night. I’m probably not being much help. Sorry.
I don’t know about all that quiz shit, but Sears Men’s Casual Wear has just produced another superstar.
John Kerry says that shirt on the right has no ethical meaning as it stands for either, “The Latin? The Ten, X-Men?”
http://www.slate.com/Default.aspx?id=2094401&
Had no idea X was ten in Latin. I got to brush up.
I doff my tinfoil hat to Scott R. I presume the shirt on the right is racist because we all know X stands for eXterminated, right?
I think it’s time for another Scopes Monkey Trial, with Instapundit in the docket. We’ll need that kangaroo from the Sylvester cartoon as presiding jurist.
X – “I must not think bad thoughts”
I can’t quite make it out…but is that DaVinci’s famous “Three Visions of Jesse Jackson” embossed on the shirt on the left?
That “Macintosh X” … that’s the last straw .. I got five of them, and they all yank.
I’m appalled at the drug reference in the one on the right. Ecstasy is very bad stuff. If you have some, you should get rid of it by sending it to me. I’ll dispose of it properly.
The green one. Next question?
“I voted for diversity before I voted against it.”
Well, he does have blue eyes. Certainly, that must lead back to something…
Admit it, its the denim crotch action that’s got you going Jeff.
I swear to [choose supreme deity], I thought at first that shirt on the left said “Atrios and Andy”. Who will run with this idea first?
There are 3 musicians on the first shirt, 18 people on the diversity shirt, and a big roman numeral 10 on the third shirt.
The first shirt has an odd number, but the first two shirts have people on them, and the middle shirt has color lithography. What’s more, the middle shirt makes the model look chubby since it is black instead of charcoal.
The first and third have loyal followings who relate personally to those brands. Diversity is abstract.
The first has three words, the second two words, the third has one word.
Hell, there’s no right answer, right? right? Oh, God, I could be posting somewhere about electoral mechanics, or cybernetic organisms, or meatloaf. What am I doing here? What reflex compels me to keep on looking at those shirts? To find meaning where clearly there is none on a site I enjoy but don’t read every day? What is it about me? About the damned question? Why did you have to post this? I could be on the way to my wedding by now, dammit.
OK, OK, it’s the middle one.
I’m a little shocked that the true meaning of the “X” hasn’t been divined.
Power to the people!
I’m still pissed that I can’t find “Malcolm I” through “Malcolm IX” on Netflix. I thought they carried most everything…