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If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a bar of soap

THK: “I’ll be having my breakfast on the terrace today, Conchita.  Make sure there’s no pulp in the orange juice this time, you hear?”

Conchita:

THK: “Conchita…?”

Conchita: “Here’s an idea:  why don’ you try esqueezing your own damn orange juice, you bossy, evil bar of soap?”

2 Replies to “If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a bar of soap”

  1. Scott P says:

    At least maybe she wouldn’t have such a filthy mouth.  Maybe even more scum, though, the billionairess soap-suds trailer trash ho.

  2. Scott P says:

    Oops, she’s African.  I forgot.  Can’t say that, can I?

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