11 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST spends hump day mastering life in Obama's socialist America”

1. mojo says:

   May 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm

   “Bidness manager”: “Your ass”, huh pal? Interesting phraseology…”

2. dicentra says:

   May 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm

   In other news, today us supposed to be Towel Day for you Douglas Adams fans, wherein you carry a towel and post the photo to Flickr.

   Damned if I know.

3. DarthLevin says:

   May 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm

   I used to think of Obama correlated most strongly with Prostetic Vogon Jeltz, but after the recent UK gaffes I think he’s more like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (so stupid that it thinks if you can’t see it, it can’t see you).

4. John Bradley says:

   May 25, 2011 at 1:57 pm

   “Obama’s just zis guy, you know.”

5. Lost My Cookies says:

   May 25, 2011 at 2:52 pm

   I’m building an ark.

   And I don’t care what he says. .. No fucking mosquitoes this time!

6. newrouter says:

   May 25, 2011 at 2:52 pm

   i wonder what “the beast” thinks of hump day?

7. Jim in KC says:

   May 25, 2011 at 2:52 pm

   Definitely no hoopy frood, our Prez.

8. shari.hodges says:

   May 25, 2011 at 4:19 pm

   Today is also Free Pie day at Village Inn Restaurants. The only sensible alternative to Dennys.

9. Stephanie says:

   May 25, 2011 at 10:14 pm

   Two Words: Waffle House.

10. geoffb says:

    May 25, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    Could be worse. You could be in Belarus.

    The catalyst for the country’s imploding economy: socialism and price controls. Sound familiar?
    […]
    “I can’t describe how I feel without using obscenities, this is all our government’s fault,” said Sergey, a 32-year old attending the protest who works for a computer importer. “The whole world tells them, guys, you have economic problems, you should do something, and all they did was live off getting more and more loans.”
    […]
    Both the IMF and the EBRD have blamed Lukashenko’s spending before last year’s presidential election for much of the economy’s woes. Lending was increased by 38 percent last year and public-sector salaries rose by about 50 percent, the Washington-based IMF said in a March 9 report.
    […]
    Unless Belarus heeds Russia’s call for mass privatization of state assets, it is headed for “hyperinflation, massive un- and under-employment, and a shutdown of production,” VTB’s Moiseev said. The ruble will slide to 10,000 per dollar, he added.
    […]
    Note the parallels to Greece, which would follow the same fate if it were to make the choice of returning to the drachma.

    Alas, there is nothing left to add: this is the future, and it is coming to a developed country near you.
    

11. Danger says:

    May 25, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    As long as the hashbrowns are:
    Scattered Smothered Double Covered and Crispy.

    I’ll bet that’s how Michelle likes em too!

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