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Turns out, Al Gore…

got a D in Natural Sciences while at Harvard, and the President of these, our 57 United States, is evidently still fixated on the cancellation of Shark and Cavemen.

Yet these are the people we entrust as guardians of our liberties?

Sorry. But the fuck?

26 Replies to “Turns out, Al Gore…”

  1. DarthLevin says:

    So… you mean… manbearpig isn’t real??!?

  2. Blake says:

    Seriously, 2008? Huh?

    I’d not give it a second thought if Obama had written 2010.

    Yeah, I know, denounced and all that, because any questions about the intelligence of President Obama is racially motivated.

  3. Squid says:

    State Dept will consider itself damn lucky if the date is the worst thing Obumbles fucks up during his visit with Her Majesty the Queen.

    One can only imagine the glares across the tea trolley when Teh Won says “I hope I find find Your Majesty in good health,” and M’chelle and Liz reply at the same time.

  4. Abe Froman says:

    He should have had his teleprompter sign it.

  5. motionview says:

    Shark and Caveman? Like Chico & The Man?

  6. phantommut says:

    The comments are pretty funny. One guy believes it’s from jet lag. Another says it’s probably because Obama doesn’t write enough checks.

    I suppose he meant personal checks, all things considered.

    But missing it by three years?

    Talk about mailing absolutely everything in.

  7. Mikey NTH says:

    And the man who successfully flew the F-102A Delta Dagger multiple times was the idiot.

  8. Swen says:

    “Natural Sciences 6 (Man’s Place in Nature).” Bwaahahahaha! Sounds like the class we called “Rocks for Jocks”. It was meant to fulfill the university requirement for a science class without taxing one’s brain with stuff like chemistry, physics, biology, geology, or math. Football linebackers usually scored a gentleman’s C and IIRC, it was a requirement if you went to college to get your MRS. Serious students were discouraged from taking such fluff. And the Goracle scored a D? Bwaahahahaha!

  9. JHoward says:

    Good one, Abe.

  10. JHoward says:

    Reaganesque, Thatcheresque bullshit.

  11. motionview says:

    That is some nice icing Swen.

  12. Swen says:

    Come to think of it, didn’t Big Al get his degree in journalism? Probably graduated at the head of his class..

    And I’m reminded by the spousal unit (the one with the MS in Geology) that as an undergrad she was told she should take Rocks so if she married a scientist she’d be able to talk to him. The memory still makes her livid.

  13. Pablo says:

    Come to think of it, didn’t Big Al get his degree in journalism?

    Worse. Government.

  14. Squid says:

    At my school, we had Physics 5, affectionately known as “Physics for Poets.” They rounded off gravity to 10. I am not making this up.

    Q: How many political scions does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Just one, but he gets three credits for it.

  15. motionview says:

    Gore’s academic records were first obtained and reported on by reporters David Maraniss and Ellen Nakashima at The Washington Post in March 2000. … President Barack Obama has not released his academic records.

    I wonder if Maraniss and Nakashima have spent years trying to get Obama’s academic records, the way Dan Rather’s producer spent years and years chasing down anything about Bush’s military years (even though Bush released thousands of pages of documents).

  16. Bob Reed says:

    Remember folks, according to the MBM these are two of the scmottest scmott guys in the country; aside from posessing absolute moral authority, of course…

  17. Abe Froman says:

    I wonder if Maraniss and Nakashima have spent years trying to get Obama’s academic records

    I’d settle for his SAT and LSAT scores.

  18. mojo says:

    Anybody who actually thought Al “Treestump” Gore had any kind of clue about what nonsense he was babbling, raise your fore-hoof…

  19. motionview says:

    I’d settle for his SAT and LSAT scores.
    I’d settle for the list and dates of his classes.

  20. Joe says:

    Obama was really really smart. Like super smart.

    He managed to bounce himself into Columbia and then Harvard, violating rules that you supposedly can never violate at Columbia.

    You have to be really smart to pull this off.

  21. Joe says:

    It is really smart to make friends and influence people.

  22. guinsPen says:

    President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron kick off two days of diplomacy this morning by pledging to work against repressive regimes in the Middle East — by force if necessary.

    In a sternly worded column in The Times of London, the two leaders liken the effort to free Arab people from authoritarianism to the Cold War and the fall of the Berlin Wall in the 1980s.

    They liken their personal efforts to two leaders who came before them: Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.

    Quite.

  23. zino3 says:

    Gore should have gotten an “F” .

    Mongoloid Al?

    He is an absolute piece of “Use And Abuse Them” shit.

    Whoa! Gore can make billions of dollars off of idiots paying to plant ephemeral trees. “Carbon offsets”

    HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR, HARDY-HAR-HAR! I can’t believe that Tipper would even sleep in the same room wih him.

    “Honey, I’ve got to plant some trees in my mind tonight, and I already have the non-slip gloves on. Would you mind sleeping in the other room tonight? I’ve got some heavy lifting to do – by myself… and it’s at least three inches that I have to lift.”

    WHEEEEEEE! You stupid fucking tree buying assholes!

    Al Gore: “I can stick it in your rectum and make you thank me, becaus I plant many TREES!”.

    Another “politician”.

    If you turn the sound down during an ALGOR speech, you would swear that he is a Mongoloid (Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid…Oh! Excuse me! Bad words! “Down’s Syndrome” seems to make Al feel better…)

    Al Gore is the picture you see in the dictionary when you look up “Flaming Asshole”…

    C’mon, Al. I’ll be in NashVegas in October. Whyncha come see me? I’ll be playing at the Americana Festival.

    Who is the bigger loser?

    Gore or O’bama?

    Who fuckin’ cares?

    If Al gore and Barack obama jumped off of he Empire State Buuilding at the same time,, who would hit the ground first?

    Who cares?

    Get it? Got it? Good!

  24. shari.hodges says:

    D in Natural Sciences? Whats the matter, couldn’t he find his dick?

  25. LBascom says:

    There’s only one explanation for Obama writing “2008”. Faulty programming.

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