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President Obama sends his prayers and wishes to the people of Joplin, MO

After which he had himself a Guinness at a pub in Ireland and screamed “yes we can!” in Gaelic to a bunch of college students.

Next, it’s on to Buckingham Palace, where the President is bringing his own safety windows for the luxury Belgian suite, and where the size of his entourage will displace many of the Queen’s staff.

But before you become indignant, remember: George Bush let black people get eaten by other black people in New Orleans. After his warmongering caused a hurricane, and his tax cuts directed that hurricane to hit minorities.

So.

24 Replies to “President Obama sends his prayers and wishes to the people of Joplin, MO”

  1. Joe says:

    “George Bush let black people get eaten by other black people in New Orleans.”

    Did they taste like chicken?

  2. zino3 says:

    Taste like chicken?

    No, I think they tasted like Houston BBQ.

    My second favorite bumper sticker ever was seen in NO, and it said: “Thank you, Houston”.

  3. Bob Reed says:

    Obama’s choice of Guinness when hoisting a pint is one of the few things I can agree with him on. I mean, he could have said, “Don’t you all have Michelob Ultra™ or Bud Lite Lime™ “.

    On that note, I can at least say it’s the first time I’m proud of Obama :)

    And I’m not surprised Kanye&crew, the cognoscenti, and the liberal punditocracy are keeping their traps shut over the MO thing; it’s in their interests that there be a few less knuck-dragging flyover country types around.

    I mean, how could Obama be awesome overseas and worry about the wingnuts at home. Giving a shout-out to them would have harshed the pubs mellow!

  4. dicentra says:

    Nope. Tastes like rattlesnake.

  5. newrouter says:

    egypto-jordanians up the ante:

    Zahar: Palestinians should not settle for 1967 borders
    By JPOST.COM STAFF
    05/23/2011 14:30

    Hamas leader says 1967 borders not enough, asks Obama why he wouldn’t be willing to discuss 1948 borders.

    link

  6. Ernst Schreiber says:

    You left out the part about Gaia getting her revenge for the way Bush let his Svengali VP’s former employer gang-rape her precious, precocious ass.

    DAMN YOU HALIBURTON!!!! GAIA SPITS ON YOUR GRAVE!

  7. cranky-d says:

    They’re more interested in the 1940 borders.

  8. dicentra says:

    People are talking about returning the U.S. to the 1845 borders.

    Good thing I already speak Spanish, but I’m lousy with la mordida.

  9. cranky-d says:

    A lot of people think that the wealth of the land we acquired from Mexico is tied to the land, rather than the country and the people who live in it. All territory controlled by Mexico would quickly turn into a shithole like the border is now.

    Whatevs, it isn’t happening.

  10. newrouter says:

    israel: 70 ad borders.

  11. dicentra says:

    A lot of people think that the wealth of the land we acquired from Mexico is tied to the land

    Those people have never seen this godforsaken place. We made the desert blossom as a rose through our industry, not by mining precious metals.

    Mexico has plenty of natural resources, but Spain set up the old-world feudal system in their colonies, and independence only led to kleptocracies and thugocracies and all the stuff you see in the rest of Latinoamérica.

    They want it back, they’ll have to (a) pay back the $15 million in current dollars that we paid for it (b) let us clear off all our roads, dams, mines, cities, factories, power plants, universities, houses, offices, canals, and whatever else we’ve built since 1848 so that we can return it in the same condition we found it.

    Furthermore, Mexico had this land for what: 15-20 years? Prior to that it was a Spanish colony, which was acquired through force of arms, and prior to that it was inhabited by the Indians, whose ancestors conquered or displaced whoever was here before them.

    Looting, is what it is. Plain and simple.

  12. B. Moe says:

    I am amused by the people who knowing opine on how the United States is so rich because we just got lucky with the wealth of natural resources we inherited.

    It doesn’t seem to register that people were here before us for over 10,000 years and were still living in the stone age.

  13. newrouter says:

    “I am amused by the people who knowing opine on how”

    unicorn farts and bird blenders will power a 3rd world hellhole an industrial nation .

  14. It wasn’t the stone age it was mental, magical and spiritual harmony with Israel’s pre-1967 borders.

    You know, like Jim Morrison told us.

  15. dicentra says:

    Photos from Joplin. Place looks like it was abandoned 200 years ago and left to decay.

    IOW, it bears a striking resemblance to Detroit.

  16. zino3 says:

    ” B. Moe posted on 5/23 @ 5:03 pm
    I am amused by the people who knowing opine on how the United States is so rich because we just got lucky with the wealth of natural resources we inherited.

    It doesn’t seem to register that people were here before us for over 10,000 years and were still living in the stone age.”

    Unfortunately, B. moe, we are STILL living in the “stone” age, bur nuance-ically, it is way different.

    I don’t remember, but did my history books ever call neanderthals “stoners”?

    “Roll another one, just like the other one…”

    Sorry, but even as a nutcase musician, I opted out of that “stoned, I’m cool” bullshit many years ago. As tough as it might be, I like being in possesion of my own senses.

    i-tunes, budy. I m still planning on coming to see you. I like your music, Mr. Man…

  17. dicentra says:

    Poor Joplin can’t buy a break. As of this current time, the radar shows solid red, yellow, and purple over it.

  18. Darleen says:

    BMoe

    Oh my GOD that was awesome! WTF didn’t Obama’s SS check with the locals on driving conditions???

    best.laugh.I’ve.had.today.

  19. dicentra says:

    Unfortunately, B. moe, we are STILL living in the “stone” age, bur nuance-ically, it is way different.

    Actually, we’re still in the last Ice Age, as evidenced by the ice at the poles and the glaciers. The planetary norm is to not have ice at the poles.

    Speaking of alarmism, Burge tweets the following:

    We now return you to our regularly scheduled apocalypse. Remember to buy carbon credits if you want to be with Gaia on Judgment Day!

    and

    Diff between Harold Camping and enviromentalists: 1. He pays for his own apocalyptic fantasies. 2. Camping doesn’t get do-overs.

  20. LTC John says:

    And unlike Katrina, I would be happy to answer a mobilization per the EMAC request of the Gov of MO. At least there would be something to do, perhaps, unlike in N.O.

  21. zino3 says:

    Once again –

    “The haj” – Leon Uris

    “Whirlwind” James Clavell

    Both of these books were written WAY before the currentb “spat”, and both are very revealing of what is really going on in the MidEast.

    We are being fed a daily ration of communist shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, compliments of Marxist butts, and of Marxist fecal matter.

    It amazes nme that so few people know that we are being fed into the wood chipper by a bunch of egotistical morons who think that OUR labor should give them more than we ould ever hope to have..

    “But, hey! I don’t care!” GIVE ME MY FUCKIN’ OBAMA CASH!”

  22. SDN says:

    Oh,Darleen, it’s even worse than you think. If any homeboy in South Central can install a kit on his car to raise and lower the chassis with a button on the dash board, you’d think that the Secret Service “Q-branch” could do the same thing.

    I’m sure the boys from “Pimp My Ride” could assist.

    Why yes, I’m Raaaaacist! and denounced.

  23. Blake says:

    Dicentra, I once laughed at a boss and said “By that logic, Italy should be running Europe” when she trotted out the “CA used to belong to Mexico, look it up in your history books” garbage.

    I should have known better than to say something like that to a boss that is a charter member of La Raza.

    The woman was difficult to work with before I said that.

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