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If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a Bounty paper towel

THK: “What’s that you’ve spilled, Conchita?  It’s not that odious ethnic salsa you people are always eating, is it?  Soiling my Etruscan tile work?”

Conchita:

THK: “Conchita?  I’m speaking to you.  I demand to know this instant what you’ve spillthhphtphguhthmumf –”

Conchita: “– Aye carumba, you really are the quicker picker upper, ain’t you Mrs. Señora Heinz Kerry…?”

6 Replies to “If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a Bounty paper towel”

  1. Beck says:

    Were my paper towel transformed into THK, it’d become one hell of a quicker putter downer.

  2. Satellite TV users will definitely grow in the following years and also satellite internet users.:’~

  3. Molly Moore says:

    if you go in the middle east, most household owns a Satellite TV unit in there. “.`

  4. Zoe Ali says:

    i have a satellite TV and cable TV at home, both of them are good.’-

  5. satellite TV is getting cheap nowadays, i would like to have my own satellite TV too:~,

  6. satellite televisions are very affordable today, i even bought two units for myself and my brother~:’

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