Newsweek’s Evan Thomas makes a surprising admission:
“[…] And not only does the mainstream media want Kerry and Edwards to win come November, but it’s really into swinging and wife swapping, too. Particularly the New York Times, which, let me tell you, it’s like a John Updike novel over there. Seriously. We’re talking orgy central.”*
*Most of this is made up. But then, so is a lot of the crap in Newsweek, so, y’know, deal.
Don’t even get me started on The New Yorker. I mean, Jonathan Franzen didn’t come out of nowhere, you know. Fiction my ass…
Evan Thomas must be way out of the loop, ‘cause Teresa’s not sharing her “foot massage” with anyone.
God, I know. I just got the mag today in the mail. Made me want to vomit. It was like they were describing innocent children running through a field of wildflowers.