Q: What do you get when you cross Sandy Berger and a Bengal Tiger?
A: A former Clinton national security adviser and current John Kerry campaign advisor with a 400 lb. carniverous cat stuffed somewhere in his pants.
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I thought Sandy Berger was what you got when you grilled out at the beach.
My question is, did he put the damn things in his pockets, or IN HIS PANTS.
In any case, what a douchebag. The reasons not to ever consider voting for the Democratic party mount.
RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Tiger hand beats classified papers.
Bill, the pants comment is still ambiguous but his lawyer admits he put notes in his socks, which makes it pretty clear he was trying to sneak stuff out intentionally violating the security rules – not merely warm up his private parts.
Well, I hear Siegfried (Master of the Impossible) may be looking for a new partner, and if Mr. Berger can control a large cat well enough to keep it in his pants, well, I’m just sayin’…
Why did he do this? Was he trying to sanitize the National Archives? By the way, I’m sitting in an office across from the National Archives – want me to go over and ask them? “was sandy Berger a shifty-eyed douchebag, or what?”
We can now rename our Trash Bins “Sandy’s Pants.”
Puts a whole new slant on the phrase “paper tiger”. Which was, coincidentally, the nickname Sandy’s girlfriend liked to use for other things contained in his pants.
Of course that was a cheap shot. You’re not gonna start whining about it like those other girlie-men, are you ?
Oh, great. Now you have me thinking about what you’d get if you crossed Sandy Berger with Michael Moore, who, as I write this, is looking at a picture of Tipper Gore while using tweezers to masturbate.