All things considered? I’m pretty sure I’d rather be Trig.
Who, unlike the pasty and fat Mr Stuef, will never willfully become a sneering slob who couldn’t get laid at an Hawaiian orgy. Covered in poi. And diamonds.
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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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Jack’s just another Leftist personification of the “he needed killin'” defense.
In Mr. Stuef’s defense he probably never raped an underage girl back in the early 90s.
Can we say the same for Ken Layne?
Yes. But likely not for lack of trying.
Those little girls can be a lot stronger than they look! Or, you know, so Mr Stuef’s heard.
“That guy wouldn’t know a good time if it landed on his face and started to wiggle.”
Why do pudgy beta males hate retard babies?
They don’t like the competition.
Yeah, I’m thinking they feel threatened. Other items in this category: most hand tools, large cars, vaginas, the greeters at Walmart.
Twenty bucks says the guy still walks around with a note from his doctor excusing him from gym class. Just in case.
Well, SDN stole my thunder. So I’ll just say that guy needs his ass kicked and good. What a dick.
I hear he once had his ass dicked good and hard, and he thought, “What a kick.”
That’s what I heard.
When Stuef grows up, he wants to be a KGB torturer.
Thanks a bunch Moe.
I now have ranch dressing and lettuce all over my work monitor.
I saw that pic and thought, “this guy couldn’t get laid in a woman’s prison if he were waving a handful of pardons”…
What can I say, OI; I made up my mind to move to TX someday when I realized they were sane enough to actually put that defense in the lawbook at one time. It speaks to a fundamental sanity.
Hideous, pathetic tools remind me of the old Museum of Questionable Medical Devices. (The exhibit at the Science Museum is okay, and I’m glad they picked up the collection, but it really doesn’t compare to the old museum on St. Anthony Main.)
The collection at the Old Operating Theater and Herb Garret in London (Southwark) is also pretty cool. Great place to visit if you’re looking for something off the beaten path.
And, if you should have the opportunity to use any of the instruments on a Wonker, so much the better!
Papa Johns’ pulling of their ads was deemed “homophobic” by Layne, so I’d wager that the Stay-Stueft Marshmallow Man likes him some boy parts.
Just think of him as a young, unattractive Bruce Vilanch.
Part of me really wants to see the squirming/screaming/backlash by Layne & Co, but most of me just can’t bear to give them the attention.
Life in the 21st Century is so hard sometimes.
Layne plays the homophobe card. Trouble is, the thing that drew Papa John’s ire wasn’t Stuef’s sexuality, it’s that he’s an irredeemable shit.
Once upon a time Layne was readable, even good. What a fucking waste.
I’m hip, SDN. I’m still trying to get the hilarious PW commenter, Lamontyoubigdummy, to let me homestead on his property. I don’t need much. Maybe a half an acre :)
“Those little girls can be a lot stronger than they look!”
Plus, them bony little fists hurt, bra’…
Or so I’m told.