Kofi Annan to Israel: “Quit it with this fence thing already, would you? Your so-called ‘security measure’ is unfairly punishing Palestinian bomb makers, who—let’s face it—are hard working, highly-skilled craftsmen who have the right to make a living too.
“…Now, enough talk. Who wants Cognac…?”
From a multi-cultural point of view that fence is clearly an abomination, because any Israeli self-defense is an abomination. Think about it. From a multi-cultural point of view, the culture of the Palestinian people must be preserved. And what is the salient characteristic of that culture? As any Middle Eastern studies department will tell you, it is killing Israelis. Protecting Israelis is therefore a form of cultural genocide.
I am so glad that I am so educated and enlightened and have the refined taste to appreciate a good cognac.
Kofi: This fence is a violation of international law!
Israel: Shucks, I guess then it’s pretty lucky for us that we don’t give a shit.
This is clearly a coded message. It’s not about a fence – it’s to a fence, as in a person who pays you for stolen property. Kofi is communicating to his fence, sending a coded message about beating the security measures. Who is this fence? A hardworking craftsman. The craft? Making cognac.
France.
Kofi has stolen something and he wants to sell it to France. What could it be?
What rhymes with France?
Pants.
It’s the Berger files. Kofi has them and is offering them to Jacques Chiraq.