A Boat
O beautiful
was the werewolf
in his evil forest.
We took him
to the carnival
and he started
crying
when he saw
the Ferris wheel. Michael Moore eating a corndog.
Electric Deepfried
green and red tears golden brown tears
flowed down
his furry cheeks.
He looked
like a boat
out on the dark
water. [For his
part, Michael
Moore looked like
a squat dinosaur
gnawing the flesh
off some poor
woman’s frail and
splintered femur.
The slovenly
wretch.]
I’m glad I finally googled Richard Brautigan. I had no idea how hilarious these posts really are.
can I laugh at lit,
after teaching freshman comp?
Yes, protein wisdom.
and a little gift, if you haven’t seen it already: http://www.jibjab.com/.
Moore abuse! I can’t get enough!
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