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"Charles Manson Reportedly Breaks 20-Year Silence to Talk About Global Warming"

“Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere.

“If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem…”

…well, HELTER SKELTER!

Reached for comment, Al Gore noted that while he appreciated Manson’s support of the environmental cause, he is troubled by Manson’s history of being an insane midget cult-leader hippie who likes to see people (including pregnant movie stars) stabbed repeatedly with big knives.

Manson also described himself in the interview as a “mean guy” and an “outlaw,” according to the Daily Mail.

“I’m everything bad,” he reportedly said.

Well, not all bad. Clearly!

16 Replies to “"Charles Manson Reportedly Breaks 20-Year Silence to Talk About Global Warming"”

  1. Bob Reed says:

    Surprise! Manson’s down with AGW. Now there’s a ringing endorsement for you. I mean, it’s not like he’s crazy or anything…

  2. BuddyPC says:

    Manson also described himself in the interview as a “mean guy” and an “outlaw,” according to the Daily Mail.

    If JG grows a beard, tattoos symbols into his forehead, and takes up the AGW banner, I’m outta here…..

  3. DarthLevin says:

    If I’m God, can’t I make my own weather after the icecaps melt? I mean, after I melt the icecaps? Because I’m God and all?

  4. geoffb says:

    As long as Folgers sells coffee, Charlie will never leave prison……….. unless he can get a Presidential pardon from a lame duck greenie.

  5. geoffb says:

    Maybe he should convert to another religion along with AGW.

  6. JD says:

    Fucking midgets. You can never trust them.

  7. JD says:

    he is troubled by Manson’s history of being an insane midget cult-leader hippie

    How could this not concern you?

  8. cranky-d says:

    Everyone’s G-d […]

    Did he read “Stranger in a Strange Land?” I did. Once (I’ve read “Have Space Suit, Will Travel” at least 15 times).

    Anyway, why does anyone give this wacko publicity? In this case it’s difficult to decide, because having Manson agree with you on something doesn’t sound like a great idea. I think it more likely to hurt your cause.

  9. Mikey NTH says:

    Having Manson agree with you should result in involuntary psychiatric observation weighing heavily to permanent commitment.

  10. Matt says:

    I have little doubt that most leftists would much prefer Manson’s company to that of a climate change denying god botherer. After all, Christians kill people every day, Manson just did it once or twice.

  11. Spiny Norman says:

    Bob Reed,

    Surprise! Manson’s down with AGW. Now there’s a ringing endorsement for you.

    So is Osama bin Laden.

    Ringing endorsements all around.

  12. Matt says:

    They explain the similarities between their positions and the positions of our enemies, by claiming we just don’t understand our enemies and can’t feel their pain.

  13. Slartibartfast says:

    Hey, someone who I’m even less likely to regard as a subject matter expert than Tim Lambert. Imagine that.

  14. Squid says:

    Wow. I didn’t realize people still believed we were running out of trees.

    It’s kinda cute, in a way.

  15. Joe says:

    Is that a Gaia symbol carved into your forehead Charlie?

  16. Go ahead and laugh… you ever hear ‘Yellow Submarine’?… we’re all gonna be under water man

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