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Obama /= Patton + Richard Pryor

This gets so much better when you actually see it.

Honestly. People pretended to think this guy was cool. They sold him to us that way.

Me, I look at him and see Dwayne Wayne after a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes’ fuzzy navels.

12 Replies to “Obama /= Patton + Richard Pryor”

  1. motionview says:

    If he was Richard Pryor, he would have delivered the line: “10 Kids? Really? 10 Kids? Ever consider a different hobby?”
    If he was Patton, he would have slapped himself.

  2. Blake says:

    I’d not seen the video of this particular comment by Obama. Read enough about it to know it was bad. I didn’t think it could be any worse.

    I was wrong.

  3. Seth says:

    “Clearly this is one that Obama would like to get back.”

    Classic. Nice to see the writers for 2.5 Men are finding work.

  4. cranky-d says:

    HopenChange, kids. HopenChange.

  5. bh says:

    If he was Patton, he would have slapped himself.

    Good stuff.

  6. newrouter says:

    from The Coming Insurrection

    REVEALED: California Teachers Association Union Planning Takeover of State Capitol Building Next Month
    by Ron Nehring

    Documents call for takeover of Capitol, using kids and taxpayer-funded public classrooms for protest activities, controversial “secondary boycott” tactics

    The California Teachers Association is preparing for Wisconsin-type activities aimed at forcing the legislature to pass tax increases on Californians in a series of actions planned for next month culminating in a takeover of the State Capitol.

    link

  7. George Orwell says:

    I’ve done a painting of B. Hussein Obama. It depicts His Highness squatting upon an American flag, smoking a menthol Kools, holding a nine-iron as a scepter. I have titled it “Arrogance, Seated upon the Rubric of Toil, Breathes the Perfumes of Privilege.”

  8. David Block says:

    President Obama hates America.

    If there was even any more doubt.

  9. John Bradley says:

    “White guys be drivin’ their big ol’ SUVs all like “Well hello, Officer Timpson! Fine day out today, I must say. Well, off to pick the kids up at soccer practice!”

    “Whereas the brothers be driving their Escalades on the 24″ rims, all cool ‘n’ shit…

    “Women be different from men…

    “And hey, what’s the deal with those packets of peanuts they give you on the airlines…

    He just needs a faux brick wall, a tall bar stool, and a pitcher of water, and he’s got himself a new career. And not a moment too soon.

  10. Swen says:

    Hell yeah! Obie is just like Richard Pryor, except that Richard Pryor was smart and funny, often insightful, and self-aware.

  11. Mikey NTH says:

    Dude – this guy poses as cool. I know cool. I am not cool. And I am more hip and cool than this guy could ever hope to be, and my hippest and coolest was 1990.

  12. LBascom says:

    Obama=cool:Micheal Moore=skinny

    Obama=cool:Islam=religion of peace

    Obama=cool:Tyranny=liberty

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