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"Boston Mayor Thomas Menino KOs Soda, OKs Alcohol"

Well, he’s a guy who got more votes than some other guy. So why shouldn’t he have a right to tell millions of people what perfectly legal beverages they can and can’t put into their own bodies on city property?

I mean, he got more votes than another dude! That practically makes him a GOD, does it not?

We no longer live in a free country. Simple as that.

Oh. And fuck you, Matt Damon.

40 Replies to “"Boston Mayor Thomas Menino KOs Soda, OKs Alcohol"”

  1. newrouter says:

    “We no longer live in a free country.”

    assholechusetts progg central

  2. dicentra says:

    This just gets better and better.

    How long before everyone but the dependents of the state starts flipping off the gubmint on matters large and small–and the cops just stand there and laugh?

    Also, Chicken Hypnosis.

  3. Spiny Norman says:

    Boston pissed off that Frisco’s hogging all the gubmint crazy?

    You banned Happy Meals? We’ll ban Coco-Cola! HA!

  4. Spiny Norman says:

    (Apparently “coco”-cola is some chocolate soda I just dreamed up…)

    :^þ

  5. B. Moe says:

    Isn’t it cute how he used the word “choice”.

  6. Pablo says:

    There are few bigger douchebags than Tom Menino.

  7. David Block says:

    I’m glad that he’s in Boston and I’m not.

  8. bh says:

    Why stop here?

    I’d get a kick out a maximum body fat percentage regulation for government workers. Why does Tom Merino wants all those Democratic voters to die early? Someone should investigate.

  9. bh says:

    I suppose that’s Menino not Merino. And want instead of wants.

    Super genius!

  10. Abe Froman says:

    Whatever. Government employment is for losers anyway.

  11. John Bradley says:

    The order allows for the sale of beverages such as diet sodas, diet iced teas, 100 percent juices, low-calorie sports drinks, low-sugar sweetened beverages, sweetened soy milk and flavored, sweetened milk.

    Whilst I wouldn’t expect anything that government officials do to make actual fucking sense, I’d just like to point out that Nesquik (or “Nestle’s Quik”, back when we had time for extra syllables) Chocolate lowfat milk, in its ready-to-drink form, weighs in at a hefty 170 cals per 8 oz.

    Coca-Cola Classic, by comparison, is a mere 100 cals per 8 oz.

    But the Nesquik is perfectly OK for our little lard-asses to drink all they want, at least as far as Lord God King Menino is concerned.

  12. John Bradley says:

    Oh, and regular sports drinks (e.g. Gatorade, or “G” in today’s syllable-deprived world) — 50 cals per 8 oz.

    Banned!

  13. guinsPen says:

    You may be thinking of Dolphin former quarterback Dale Merino.

    Someone should investigate.

    I nominate The Kingston Trio.

  14. newrouter says:

    hey dan marino is from pgh,pa(s.oakland)

  15. bh says:

    Heh, that must be it, guins.

    My favorite beverage out of Boston has 323 calories per 12 oz. Sam Adams Doppelbock. I wonder if Mayor Tim Menudo knows that such a sinful brewery exists in his city? He should take immediate action.

  16. Jeff G. says:

    Going by BMI I would be considered obese. I’m not.

  17. guinsPen says:

    Nuke Boston, for it’s own good.

  18. bh says:

    You know who looks sorta obese?

  19. Abe Froman says:

    I’ve always been overweight by BMI as well. It’s total bullshit. There are no shortage of fatties out there, but athletes and people who weight train have gotten increasingly bigger over the years as well. There are high school offensive lines that are bigger than that of the pros 40 years ago.

  20. bh says:

    Hell, by BMI even I’m slightly overweight (26.8). Which, that’s crazy talk. I occasionally drop too low by body fat actually.

  21. bh says:

    Just put in my high school weight. In the absolute best shape of my life, I would have been right on the edge of obese at 29.2.

  22. guinsPen says:

    BMI scale = out

    O!esity scale = in

    Scary Words II:

    “We’re here from the government and we’re here to weigh you”

  23. guinsPen says:

    Period.

  24. newrouter says:

    “Going by BMI I would be considered obese. I’m not.”

    please check with jen first. you could be progg.

  25. McGehee says:

    I’d rather be morbidly obese than morbidly obtuse like Barry and Bidenpence.

  26. Jeff G. says:

    Okay, I checked. I’d just be overweight.

    Michelle Obama needs to get on my ass. I only workout maybe 2-3 hours a day.

  27. guinsPen says:

    If you could convince a local school principal to make sure you’re eating properly, maybe the First Lady’d go easier on you.

  28. JD says:

    6’3 and 210 lbs is fat.

  29. Pablo says:

    6’3 and 210 lbs is fat.

    As is 5’11” and 167. Suck a bag of dicks, I say. I know fat. I’ve been there, briefly. This ain’t it.

  30. JD says:

    Mark Salter is a fucking twatwaffle too.

    Pablo – if you suck a bag of dicks, does that not make you a dick bag sucker?

  31. newrouter says:

    ot

    the jennster in her 9th thing today evoke: REAGAN

    “So I will focus on the concurrence by Judge John Noonan, a respected conservative judge (not to mention a former law professor of mine.) ”

    yea dutch did him and sandra o of the supreme. and jen’s opinion of bork no where to be found. beltway babe jen. good luck dear.

  32. alppuccino says:

    So you can have a few at Fenway Pahk, get in your cah, drive to bah, and then run through someone’s yahd, because your a drunken retahd?

    Sounds like promoting the general welfare to me.

  33. Pablo says:

    Sounds like promoting the general welfare to me.

    It’s wicked pissah.

  34. Carin says:

    So, can you get a rum and coke at Fenway Park?

  35. Carin says:

    What’s gonna be funny is when the concessions sales in the these government properties TANK.

    I’m gonna laugh and laugh.

  36. Slartibartfast says:

    Menino is himself undoubtedly solidly in the obese category, BMI-wise.

    I’m pretty close. 5’11 and 190 lbs. BMI=26.5. I was 210 a year ago; borderline obese. But I could still run a couple of miles in 15 minutes, and break three boards at (my) eye level with a ball-of-the-foot roundhouse kick.

    Working on spearfinger break now, which is I suspect where the grip exercises might help a bit.

    Back on-topic: I can see banning soft drink machines at public schools. But for me, this kind of crap begins (or ends) at home. The more permissive parents are in giving their kids this kind of junk, the more they’re going to want it anywhere, any time.

    Just to be sure, though, our kids don’t carry pocket money to school. That’s probably horribly fascist of us, by some people’s lights.

  37. theOtherKen says:

    For the record, the honorable Mayor Thomas Menino has become famous in the Boston region for being a buffoon.

    For example: Varitek split the uprights

  38. agile_dog says:

    As someone pointed out elsewhere, Mumbles Menino has stated that he gave up sugary drinks in 2004 – how’s that help you, fatty?

    And that approving hard liqour at Fenway thing? The city did that early this week – today is a hearing about excessive drinking at Fenway. Not much mention of that in the press – funny that.

  39. Blitz says:

    Normal for me…but I cheated. I put in what I am EXACTLY…

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