Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

May 2026
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Archives

My fourth brief conversation with a McIntosh Apple

me: “You needn’t be so aloof, you know…”

apple:

me:

apple:

me:

apple:

me: “Fine. Have it your way then.”

8 Replies to “My fourth brief conversation with a McIntosh Apple”

  1. Ken J says:

    I don’t even know why you talk to that smug bastard.

  2. Joe says:

    Yeah, if I got that much attitude I’d be all like, “Can you say applesauce, bitch ?”.

  3. Jeff G says:

    Funny you should say that, Joe…

  4. allintern says:

    Yeah.  Or say something snippy, like “What’s with the vow of silence, ya friggin’ monk?  Wear a hooded robe while you’re at it.”

  5. Ken J says:

    You know Jeff, the reason you keep going back to that apple is precisely because it is so aloof. Just give it some of it’s own medicine, and it’ll come running to you.

    That’s why I’m so successful with the ladies. I believe Iceberg Slim called it, and I’m paraphrasing, “giving them the prat”.

  6. JFH says:

    Not to stereotype, but EVERY McIntosh apple I’ve run into has been aloof.  My wife says that last statement shows I’m Maciphobic.

  7. jeremy says:

    It’s stem envy, pure and simple.

  8. Simon says:

    Maybe that Mac is just playing hard to get.

Comments are closed.