Because “derangement” doesn’t just fund itself, people.
Help a hater out.
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update: About half-way there! Thanks to all who’ve contributed.
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update 2, Wednesday: Meh. Don’t think I’ll get there.
I’ll leave this up through Friday. Thanks to all who continue to support derangement and rhetorical stink bombing — particularly when you could be sniffing at it and getting patted on the back for your nuance (which stands in stark contrast to my crass anti-intellectualism).
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update 3, Friday: Last day. Thanks again to all who have contributed!
Thanks, Christopher! And thanks, Joe!
Thanks, John B!
The problem with supporting ‘right wing’ media? Crappy-to-nonexistent swag. Where’s my PW tote bag *, dammit! I’ve got some vitally important toting to attend to.
* In keeping with the secondary theme of this blog, I propose that a PW Tote Bag should weigh at least 40lbs, and have a 3″ diamater steel handle. Possibly with some sort of powerful spring that you need to compress in order to close the damned thing.
Or you could spell it “diameter” if you prefer.
No need. Just add “(sic)” wherever. That’ll cover all the bases.
From one deranged individual to another… I suppose that’s why I read this blog!
heh. Thanks, Lilida!
I can give less than usual Jeff. Sorry? but shit is killing me. Billy quit, I have NO other employee, and no interest in the shop.
Thanks Fred, Roger, and Geoff B!
So, if you get enough money you can get “ranged”?
Thanks Roddy B!
Thanks, Charles W!
Clouds do the wave:
http://wimp.com/gravitywave/
Thanks, Evan!
Thanks, TerryH!
Godspeed the sons and daughters of Liberty sent into a dicey situation by a Commander in Chief (sic) in absence.
Can I get an Amen?
sentordered
I know, I’ll ask Clinton.
No, wait, Gates!
Sick. Twisted. Shit.
Thanks, Jonathan and serr8d!
Thanks, guins!
prick.
Allow me to rephrase that, please.
Let me know if the paypal thingie went through.
My daughter got this CNC sewing machine that embroiders and I want to do some ,”Outlaw!” shirts, but she won’t let me touch it.
Little snot.
A little sumpin, sumpin on the way.
It’s Emmy Lou Harris’ birthday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6koAGZYyL_w
She is so insanely in love with him. He didn’t give a damn
I completely love Emmy Lou Harris.
Thanks to Don and Charles P!
It went through this time.
Thanks, Mueller!
Thanks, Steve W!
Thanks, di!
That was nice donald, how about another.
Thanks, McGehee!
I would have sworn it was Nazareth. those Everly Brothers pop up everywhere.
Thanks, Pablo!
Geoffb. Once I got started yesterday, and oh by they way I came across this on Powerline
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/04/028743.php I realized a lot of people just don’t know who she is. Or Gram Parsons. Ole Scott sure doesn’t, I don’t care how many links he has. It blows my mind.
I’ve never seen her do her thing in person. I’m going to rectify that this year.
I’d also like to see Don Rickles before it’s too late. Just sayin.
Hockey Puck!
I saw Nazareth a lot between 1975 and 1977. My hearing isn’t quite what it should be. I blame them and that dude who said Jimmy Hendrix entered his soul when he was in the hospital for an appendectomy or whatever. I can’t remember his name.
Ahhh, Nazareth, got a bad rap and were largely ignored by the mainstream for being so far gone heavy metal, and scary, but actually they had some very good pieces. Please Don’t Judas Me, for example.
Apropos. Of something.
I have a ton of Emmylou Harris on my iPod. Including the stuff with Parsons. Most of what I have is off of either Elite Hotel or a compilation best of. Good stuff.
You know why Jeff? Cause you’re cool.
Oh well, off to my wife’s hippy/yuppy church. They don’t really push that whole Jesus thing.
Thanks, Diana!
Most welcome. Just FYI … that exchange was -1%-3or4%(for the purchase of USD). Awesome!
Jeff,
I’d toss a few on man, but I am in the same boat. Not working, not writing full time. it sucks man. since 2005. 38 years and can’t find any work. No Health Insurance and I got a shoulder and arm that is possibly screwed up. It sucks we socks. Anyhow, I do come over and read, your on the blogroll.
Be well man, and stay cool.
-Pat
Whoops! It sucks wet socks, I should say…
It’s interesting that a Qwest.Net IP address gets blocked, OldRightBlogger. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Thanks, Jonah C.!
Does “Political Byline” ring a bell, cranky? You’re not missing anything.
No it doesn’t, Pablo, but I’ll take your word for it. The brain, she no work as good as she used to.
Thanks, Cranky-d!
Donald, I would like to thank you as you got me looking through my collection for female singers I like and I realized that I need to break down and get some CDs as number of them I have on vinyl only and those albums are now over 30 years old. Amazon will thank you also.
Thanks, bh!
Yeah, I’m a bit slow lately. The universe decided that I was far too lazy apparently. The universe is kind of an asshole.
Rectified now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI
Had to do it Geoff.
Did President Obama steal his 2012 re-election campaign slogan from a rival? http://t.co/pau3Yqu
Hey Pablo Blow it out your ass dude. Seriously. I’ve been smeared because I fucking dare question and challenge the Conservative Establishment. Just like Debbie Schlussel. Which Conservatives hate because she is a Jew, er, uh, I mean, because she does the same thing. I call Hypocrites like Michelle “I bash affirmative action even though I took advantage of it myself” Malkin.
As for the IP blocking. I had some Ruskies hacking on the blog’s back end (Insert crude sex joke here…) and I wanted to stop it. I’ll remove the IP bans, seeing that I did install plugs ins to stop automated sign ups.
-Pat
It’s ok Donald. I’ve loved Joan since the Runaways days. From Sandy to Patti, Janis to Patsy, Ronnie to Rickie to Joni, as far back as I remember I’ve loved women in music.
And I thank Jeff G. for putting up with this thread jack for this long and so I’m done, here.
As soon as I get paid, promise. Another month or so…
No,
PatChuck Adkins, you fat, useless piece of shit, you’re getting blasted for saying what Mike Hendrix has every reason and right in the world to pound your fat, punk loser ass into oblivion for. Your political thoughts are irrelevant, because you’re pretty much an idiot. If I were you, I’d fuck off. No one really cares about or is surprised by your inability to hit the tip jar.Thanks, Scott D and John H!
Anytime Mike or YOU anyone else wants to step the fuck off and come do that; you can feel free. But I assure you, you won’t walk away alive. Because I got something in my possession that I will use on anyone who wants to come up my driveway and threaten me.
Mike Hendrix’s wife got insulted, because Mike Hendrix is an irresponsible asshole who allowed one of his asshole co-bloggers attack me; without provocation. If he had removed the post; I would have removed mine. But no, he decided to be a dick and not remove it and I took it to another fucking level. It’s called all is fair in love and war and they started that shit, not me. Either way, I felt bad about it and pulled it. I’ve expressed remorse for that whole thing. But anyhow; if ya’ll wanna bring that shit up. I could give two shits, you mother fuckers ain’t stopping me. I still blog, I still get visitors and just because you Bush cheerleader asshats want to bring up old shit, does not mean you are hurting me one fucking iota.
So, if anyone can fuck off dude, it is you and rest of you Neo-Conservative whiny assed punks who think you are king shit, when in all honesty, you ain’t really anything, but pathetic losers, who are going to get trounced in 2012.
So, put that in your crack and smoke it, asshole.
-Pat
Moral that story is, you don’t want nasty shit being said about a deceased family member:
1. Don’t put her name on your blog
2. Don’t start shit with other bloggers.
Word to your mother, bitch.
wow
Thanks, Jennifer!
Chuck is one subject that everyone can agree on.
Pablo: You left out “rambunctious milk-zeppelins“, ftw.
Word to your mother, bitch.
Pat Adkins ? sounds like the next Jared Lee Loughner.
Hey, this Adkins dude really, really has earned an aneuryism.
Seriously, if we’re all lucky your head will explode, just like those dues in Scanners.
Fuck you Pat or Chuck Adkins whoever the fuck you are.
Bless you and Christina Mike.
Sorry, “dudes” in Scanners.
Wearing Purple tomorrow.
I’d forgotten about this fat piece of shit.
Fuck off, asshole. No one wants you here.
He’s just trying to drive some traffic into his pathetic life with a ploy here for sympathy clicks.
Listening to the dumbth contained in that audio file was exhausting. Put it with this video, you’d have a perfect fit.
By the way, don’t under any circumstances buy a droid.
What a piece of shit garbage.
I’ve been through three in the last month.
I’ve had great success with my Droid, donald. But if you do a heavy load of corporate email, the Droid is a piss-poor alternative to the workhorse industry-standard Blackberry. The iPhone is good too, but a bit clunky. I’m happy for now with the Outlaw! of the three. )
Chuck Adkins. Ah yes. The guy who thought if he insulted a dead woman he just might win the fight that resulted. It didn’t occur to him, I guess, that her husband was still alive.
Of course, I think she can still take him.
Well seeing Jeff’s acting like the morons that he likes to suck up too. I’ll just saunter outta here.
What one can expect from a Jooooo I suppose.
Great place, just a lousy crowd…
If one doesn’t act like a fuckstick, one doesn’t need to change blogs or handles as time goes by.
Oh, you’re leaving? Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Jack, while you may be a derivative lickspittle, I love what you’ve done with the place.
Ciao, habibi.
“By the way, don’t under any circumstances buy a droid.”
Donald,
I’ve got an Epic (Sprint) that I’m happy with.
(Workin my way through this thread bacKwards so the troll will make sense, can’t wait for the punchline;)
“OldRightBlogger” is none of the three. A rabid skunk, good only for what happens to rabid skunks.
punchline
Jack (Sic)ma
At least this time someone came right out and said “Joooo.”
Speaking of which, no letter, still.
As for the sucking up thing? Don’t know where that came from. I don’t think ass-kisser springs readily to mind when someone mentions my name.
At least this time someone came right out and said “Joooo.”
Guess they found out saying Boooosh wasn’t having the same effect it once had.
Unfortunately they weren’t clever enough to change the melody;)
Saying it loud.
I’m still running one of the original Motorolas after a year and a half. Which is like ancient by now. The last firmware update seems to have made it kinda stupid, and the battery is showing signs of fatigue, but all in all, it’s been an excellent phone.
Put something in the tip jar ’cause I just got some bunch of back pay.
Thanks, Vagn!
Thanks, Charles H!
[…] A.D.H.D., I will have around $40.00 in my bank account. Which, quite frankly, sucks. I figure if Jeff can do it; so can I. I don’t consider myself to be in the same league as he is, but my needs […]
OMFG.
Thanks to Michael K!
Thanks, OI!
I doubled my planned contribution just for the flashback (and trackback!) in this thread. I took it out of my Hendrix/Adkins Pay-Per-View budget, since it seems like that’s never going to happen.
Thanks, Squid!
Jeff. Did you get mine? I know I sent it, yet it’s not showing yet in my account. Please let me know?
Jeff,
I was on vacation so I didn’t see this until yesterday. I sent you something a few minutes ago. By the way, how do I put up a little picture as an id like these other posters? I didn’t see a place to do so in my profile.
Thanks.
Hi, Blitz.
What email address did you use to send it?
Thanks, John S!
Zoyclem —
Go to gravatar.com and set up an account and then whatever pic you use should show up automatically next time you visit.
Thanks again to Charles W and Mueller!
Thanks Bill S!
Rhetorical stink bombing is going to save America. Clang.
Thanks again, Pablo!
Which, Ann Barnhardt.
Bunk!
You’re gonna hafta ‘splain, bh.
Ann’s a cute little firecracker. Hence, I must retire to my bunk to abuse myself like that one dude from Firefly said on that one episode.
You know, when I spell it out like that, it sort of sounds rather crude.
I think Ann would approve though. She doesn’t want me to be nice. No. No, she doesn’t, she wants me to…. (Bunk!)
Ah! I’ll be in my….
Gotcha. From a chat she had with IOTW:
Well do ya, punk?
Blowtorch and a buzzsaw? Meh. My forearms measured in at just shy of 14 1/2″ this weekend unflexed. I laugh at her crude tools.
DEATH THREAT!
Which reminds me: nope.
Okay. Off for a short run. Then “Justified.”
She’s just saying that to scare off the non-bh type of dudes. Myself, I’m a buzzsaw crossed with a… uh, all that stuff that Charlie Sheen talks about.
Tigersaw! Wintorch!
Thanks, Hugh!
She claims to have a few others at hand that would appear to be not so funny.
Thanks to Robert and SDN!
Thanks, Thomas D!
Yikes. Well, if nothing else will frighten off the unworthy, that Hello Kitty assault rifle will do the trick.
Payday, so I just hit the tip jar!
Thanks, Darleen!
Thanks, RTO!
I just love when the left had doesn’t know what the right hand is doing. s’okay, he’s much more generous than i am.
Thanks, Sarah R!
Thanks, Weslee!
re: Ann Barnhardt – some seriously harsh words for Princess Lindsey on that whole Koran ‘thing’.
I don’t agree with her on the whole ‘God’ thing, but I want her on my team. “She fights.”
Thanks again, guins!
Actually, she’s better off with the 12-gauge. The little .223 isn’t even legal to hunt game with in this state. With the scattergun, she could add a rifled slug barrel and feed the family, and do terrible things to zombies.
“Actually, she’s better off with the 12-gauge”
You don’t know that. Depends on the battle space.
Heh, a friend of mine got a AR-15 and told me if someone broke into his house, he didn’t even have to hit him. Just he falling plasterboard would kill the bastard.
By the way Jeff, I’m supposed to be working for the next few weeks, a May donation is probable. You remember my mistake last month, yes?
Yeah, buddy, thanks, and no worries!
Thanks again, Hugh!
My sentiments exactly. Seems she’s a birther too, which annoys me, but who cares. She’s dealing, hard. We need that.
Thanks, James P!
Thanks to Christopher M and Robert K!
Thanks to Robert B!
Thanks, Rick D!
Thanks, Douglas M!
Thanks, James L!
Thanks, William M!
Thanks, Jason F!
I had to wait until I could put some dough in my PayPal account, but a couple sawbucks are on the way…
;^)
Thanks, Jim W!
#126
.223 fer when ya know how to aim.
12 Ga. fer when ya don’t.
Thanks, Donald!
If my local CC had been named Ten, I would have stayed and finshed my pottery degree despite the guaranteed heartbreak of Comp II peer critiquing.
For what it’s worth.
FTFY )