10 Replies to “Third in a series of real-time empirical observations”

1. Mark says:

   July 2, 2004 at 2:17 am

   Ted Rall:  I dontt want anybody else…when I think of Michael Moore I touch myself…

2. Laurence Simon says:

   July 2, 2004 at 3:05 am

   YOU DID THIS JUST TO LURE ME.. LURE ME!

   I will show you.
   
   I will not link this.
   
   I am better than that.

   Damn you for making me love AND hate you, Jeff! Damn you!

3. Jeff G says:

   July 2, 2004 at 3:57 am

   By the time you finished writing that, Laurence, Ted was, er, finished touching himself.  If you know what I mean…

4. Laurence Simon says:

   July 2, 2004 at 4:16 am

   Put me out of my misery.
   
   Put me into someone else’s misery instead.

5. Joe Geoghegan says:

   July 2, 2004 at 4:37 am

   Can’t a man floss his teeth in peace?  Ted Rall, I mean.  Jeez, go back to Plymouth, you Puritan.

6. Mamamontezz says:

   July 2, 2004 at 1:30 pm

   See how Ted diddles,
   
   lost in his own shortcomings.
   
   “Ah, ah, ah, *gasp*, aaaaah.”

   Now, even I have to admit that’s sick.  Rall Orgasm Haiku.

7. Jeff G says:

   July 2, 2004 at 2:05 pm

   I’m afraid I already, er, beat you to it, Mamamontezz (see haiku 3).

8. Mamamontezz says:

   July 2, 2004 at 2:15 pm

   So you did.  But mine had sound effects.  Squeaky, high-pitched, girlish sound effects.

9. Mamamontezz says:

   July 2, 2004 at 3:13 pm

   “ah, Mommy, *sigh*, Oh!”
   
   Whimpers from graphitied stall
   
   break the tiled silence.

   (sorry, couldn’t resist.)

10. The Sanity Inspector says:

    July 3, 2004 at 1:28 am

    He touched himself?  Well, someone’s gotta do it…

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