Muslim militants claiming links to al Qaeda vowed new attacks on Europe once a “truce” offered by Osama bin Laden expires in two weeks, newspapers said on Friday.
Governments and analysts played down the threat, noting the group in question had made unfounded claims before; French President Jacques Chirac said he took any such report seriously but that little could be done to improve already tight security.
“…Well, except perhaps ceasing to undermine every move the Americans make in the war against terror. Which, quite obviously, will not happen on my watch, mes amis. Viva la third way! I’ve ordered my bunker stocked with fine wine and meats. And strumpets! Lots and lots of strumpets…!”
Just strumpets? No Strombones?
Is that your strumpet? Yes, that strumpet belongs to me.
“Pardon Monsieur, but do you have a leeesanse to plant zees anthrax?”
Did you say strumpet or crumpet ? ‘Cause I always get them mixed up, and boy, you should’ve seen how pissed my wife was when I gave her those strumpets for breakfast …