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American exceptionalism

All well and good. But not if it’s gonna interfere with “Dancing with the Stars.”

A nation has to have priorities. And ours, in the age of media-driven Presidencies, are ordered just so: 1) “Dancing with the Stars” 2) Presidential announcement 9 days after the fact explaining why we are engaging in “kinetic force actions” in Libya after having conferred with the UN and the Arab League (rather than Congress), seeding the rhetorical grounds for a move to transnational foreign policy. 3) SportsCenter / sneaking a smoke

Of course, I could be wrong about number 2.

(thanks to Dave O’C)

28 Replies to “American exceptionalism”

  1. Joe says:

    I think the phrase is: You wash my back and I’ll wash yours.

  2. LBascom says:

    This isn’t a prime time war. It’s an info-commercial war. Lucky it wasn’t on at 2:30am.

  3. Squid says:

    But we elected a half-black guy. That’s exceptional! No, really — all my totebagger friends said so!

  4. Blake says:

    The beer summit seems to have set the tone for President Obama’s administration.

  5. Joe says:

    Did someone mention prime?

  6. steph says:

    I’m quite sure last evening’s speech was naught but a diversion to keep our focus off how badly the little man has FAILED in his NCAA bracketing schmacketing. March maddness indeed!

  7. zino3 says:

    Eat me.

    How could you not understand that ANYTHING the Lightgiver doeth is not divinely(re: Bill Ayers) inspired?

    You morons with working brains! You really piss me off!….

  8. LBascom says:

    Here’s some American exceptionalism.

    Could Einstein’s Theory of Relativity be a few mathematical equations away from being disproved? Jacob Barnett of Hamilton County, Ind., who is just weeks shy of his 13th birthday, thinks so. And, he’s got the solutions to prove it. […]

    Barnett’s parents knew that there was something different with their son when he didn’t speak until the age of two. He was diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome, a mild form of autism, so they thought he might have problems in school. Instead, they were astounded when he started solving 5,000 piece puzzles by the age of 3. The 12-year-old taught himself calculus, algebra and geometry in two weeks, and can solve up to 200 numbers of Pi. He left high school at the ripe old age of eight and has been attending college-level advanced astrophysics classes ever since.

    Einstein was 26 when he first published his Theory of Relativity. We figure that Jake has a couple of years to kick back and relax before he finally debunks the big bang theory.

    “I’m still working on that,” he said. “I have an idea, but… I’m still working out the details.”

    Geez…

  9. McGehee says:

    Warp speed, Scotty!

  10. The Monster says:

    “and can solve up to 200 numbers of Pi.”

    No, he has π memorized to 200 digits.

    I long ago decided 23 significant digits was enough for all practical purposes and stopped at 3.1415926535897932384626…. This kid kept going long past where it could matter.

  11. McGehee says:

    No, he has ? memorized to 200 digits.

    That assumes he found a source that has the value of pi listed out to or beyond 200 digits. If not, then he may very well have solved it independently.

    I stopped at the last digit that would display on an 8-digit pocket calculator when I pressed the pi button: 3.1415926 — 23 digits is just plain silly. &nbsp ;-p

  12. LBascom says:

    Ummmm, pie…

  13. LBascom says:

    “23 digits is just plain silly”

    To be fair, the kid is studying advanced astrophysics at Princeton, so it might be helpful to memorize as many as possible. ;-)

  14. antillious says:

    Meh, 3.14 is more than sufficient. Any more is a waste (especially if you’re using a computer). People should be really really really afraid of how much fudge factor is used in the computation of, well, everything.

    But to get back to the main topic. Who got voted off in Dancing with the stars? That single fact is vastly more important than hearing Obama say “let me be clear” one more friggin time.

  15. bh says:

    Pi is so mainstream. I’ve memorized all sorts of the lesser known irrational numbers but you guys have probably never heard of them.

    /hipster mathematician

  16. McGehee says:

    You mean like the national debt?

  17. bh says:

    The national debt is technically an absurd number, I think, McG.

    (I just spent a couple minutes trying to figure out a way to express it as a ratio between integers, btw. Winner!)

  18. Stephanie says:

    Ahhh… Pi is like tits.

  19. bh says:

    … impossible to stop thinking about once you first start?

  20. Stephanie says:

    More than 5 digits full is wasted…

  21. bh says:

    I’ve always gone with the two hands rule. What’s that in digits?

  22. Stephanie says:

    A stomach ache.

  23. gregorbo says:

    Of course, then there’s this:

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2011/03/29/nbcs-maceda-after-obama-speech-gaddafi-likely-feeling-lot-better

    So–in our non-war, in which we are (not) supporting “rebels” who may or may not include Al Queda, and which is (not) pursued because Europe needs Libyan oil but is really about a humanitarian concern for folks who don’t like getting killed by their dictator but in a place that has no apparent immedicate American interest and which has no ability to threaten us directly, President Obama tells us that the “dicatotor” has lost his “legitimacy to rule” (really?? what happened, did he run out of bullets?) but that we are not interested in “regime change” but will only know that we’ve “won” when said dictator is living the high life in some undisclosed resort house in Italy without any possibility of being punished for crimes against humanity.

    Good one. Yeah. Bush was an idiot and a crazy man for going after Saddam Hussein.

    Wait. What?

  24. Wait, you mean Khadaffi had LEGITIMACY to start with?

    Heh.

    Heh, heh, heh.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  25. Thanks man, I haven’t laughed that hard in ages…

  26. Slartibartfast says:

    No, he has ? memorized to 200 digits.

    I’ve had it memorized out to about 22 digits since I was 12 or so. That’s way more than is necessary. For a few months, I had 30 digits, but the last 8 have fled my long-term memory banks. Plus, I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

    3 digits is woefully insufficient for any kind of precision work, but as has been noted: there are always computers.

    That don’t always have pi accessible. Unless you’ve got a C compiler and know which math header to include and know what the variable is called. Then you do. But it’s best to use the double-precision version, just in case you’re counting microradians.

  27. Not that it matters, but pi is a transcendental number. Yes, this necessarly means it is an irrational number. But absurd or imaginary? Not so much.

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