“Let me be clear,” he
always begins. Then he lies
like a rug made from dead whores.
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With, “make no mistake,”
he always compounds the lie
with disinterest.
“As I’ve always said”
This could be a little clue
That he never has
“As I said before,”
he asserts, as he again
contradicts himself.
Mine needs more whores in it or something
I think comparing,
Obama’s lies to hookers
is mean to dead whores.
let me perfect
-ly clear he said with a wink
come on guys, waffles…
Oops
let me be perfect…
http://theothermccain.com/2011/03/28/herman-cain-refuses-to-be-intimidated-by-political-correctness/
I like this guy. Here are some more haikus (although I am not following the proper 5, 7, and 5 form):
The role of Muslims in America,
Is to practice their faith in peace,
and to leave the rest of us alone.
Political correctness,
I does not care,
I feel the way I feel.
Some conservatives are going wobbly on Cain (see comments).
joe
check out petey wehner’s cain vapors
Why does one line have more syllables? THAT’S NOT FAIR!
I once wrote a piece of software for my department (well, a spreadsheet with numerous built-in Visual Basic macros) with all of the error messages written as haikus.
No one noticed.
He said he brought hope
And change we could believe in
It was a long fall
newrouter: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/313997.php
At some point, you have enough syllables.
joe i saw that earlier. i wish these folks would become dems so they can spend all their time chastising the proggs.
crawled out of the bed
thinking I’d watch Libya speech
screw it, never mind.
patton and monty
rolled africa in 6 month
baracky babbled
I do not do the
Haiku that you do so well
meter is teh hard
Spring was in the air
And I had to ask myself
What is my tee time
please, no war for oil
or western hegemony
ah, those were the days
re: full disclosure.
i am the blog editor
of penguin thinker.
Public service announcement: Velociman is blogging again. Life can’t be all bad.
Also useful: Stuff Academics Like, with their “guess the fake title” game (impossible to win).
Most recent entry: The Journal of Universal Rejection. Submit a paper—any paper—and it’s guaranteed to be rejected. Hora Incerta Reprobatio Certa.
and that other blog’s
editor closing comments
discloses plenty.
I like it when they shut up.
Also, “editor’s.”
no, they were not his
closing comments, it was his
closing the comments.
Deja-haiku:
do you remember
when we went to Iraq?
nineteen ninety-one
Hey guess what Y’all
President Obama says
NATO is our pimp
george soros amer-
ica sucks big time losers
get used to it now
#27 There’s whores in there somewhere. Probably even some dead ones.
“joe i saw that earlier. i wish these folks would become dems so they can spend all their time chastising the proggs.”
Point Newrouter
Well played sir
(Hey, I calls em like I sees em;)
muni
re: full disclosure.
i am a fugitive from
a chain ga-ee-ang.
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long form birth certificate
or C&D proof?
This am my favorite haiku of all time.
The United States
has done what we said we would
Mission accomplished!
expect to not hear
pitter-patters of either
pontificator.
“It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up to the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.”
— Mencken on Warren G. Harding’s Inaugural speech